Have You Got Game????

[ShArEeFa*x*]

Ladies and Men!............ I was in Finchley this morning visiting a friend and as i was stepping out of my car i was approached by this strange looking NIGGER!! i quickly stepped out of the car locked it and tried to calmly walk away ......... unfortunately he caught up with me grabbed me by the arm and said.............

Listen baby your wearing such a Nice dress, but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor
Walahi i was like MotherF.ucker......
i vigirously moved my arm away and said............

Dnt fukin touch me prick (i was creaming my pants with fear at this point) otherwise i will have you arrested for Satutory Rape oh and by the way that line was soooooooo sad go and try it on some drunk white bitch whiles she's on her knees for you. then i turned away and literally ran up the road and into a shop while he was shouting insults from behind me. I was Hoping he doesnt come after me with an AK........

So Guyz and Girlz i want to knw do you have game or are you just slackin when it comes to picking up the opposite sex??????

[wastegal]

slackin....

[Est.1980's]

Lowering your gaze. Greatest game you can have

[AhmedP]

GOT GAME AND A HALF

[ShArEeFa*x*]

EST 1980's tru say walahi i only hope to one day be as strong willed as you sis
Ahmed P so your a Ladies Man then yea ........u've been blessed with the gift of the gab when it comes to women 8)

[Hard Candy]

Ladies and Men!............ I was in Finchley this morning visiting a friend and as i was stepping out of my car i was approached by this strange looking NIGGER!! i quickly stepped out of the car locked it and tried to calmly walk away ......... unfortunately he caught up with me grabbed me by the arm and said.............

Listen baby your wearing such a Nice dress, but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor
Walahi i was like MotherF.ucker......
i vigirously moved my arm away and said............

Dnt fukin touch me prick (i was creaming my pants with fear at this point) otherwise i will have you arrested for Satutory Rape oh and by the way that line was soooooooo sad go and try it on some drunk white ***** whiles she's on her knees for you. then i turned away and literally ran up the road and into a shop while he was shouting insults from behind me. I was Hoping he doesnt come after me with an AK........

So Guyz and Girlz i want to knw do you have game or are you just slackin when it comes to picking up the opposite sex??????

i dont get ur story. did somebody try to rob u of ur dress or did he try to rape u?

why did u run away? u should fight back unless it at nite and there is no one around. dont u have a mobile fone?

wah a coward

[Est.1980's]

^^ Wadafukk!

Shareefa, Insha'allah sister

[wastegal]

IF ANY MAN GRAB MA ARM. BLUD WALLAHI I WOULD OF HEAD BUTTED HIM ON THE NOSE.

[ShArEeFa*x*]

[quote="Hard Candy

i dont get ur story. did somebody try to rob u of ur dress or did he try to rape u?

why did u run away? u should fight back unless it at nite and there is no one around. dont u have a mobile fone?

wah a coward [/quote]

Ok babii Girl let me break it down for you
1.) he didnt try robbin me off my dress that was actually a chat up line beleieve it or not
2.) i ran away because i was scaredand wanted to get away frmhim asap and no i didnt wanna fight back u shud have seen the size of this nigga
3.) my mobile phone was at the bottom of my bag in the boot of my car

P.s i am not a coward t's jus that i didnt fancy bein beat dwon by a 300pound 10foot nigga!!!!!!

IF ANY MAN GRAB MA ARM. BLUD WALLAHI I WOULD OF HEAD
BUTTED HIM ON THE NOSE.

Thats what i always used to say Waste Babz but when it came down to it i was stuttering like a fuckin retard

[Abdi_westldn]

That dude didnt even stand a chance before he even moved his lipz you was walkin away....for real your first impression was 'what a wierd nigger'.

[AhmedP]

EST 1980's tru say walahi i only hope to one day be as strong willed as you sis
Ahmed P so your a Ladies Man then yea ........u've been blessed with the gift of the gab when it comes to women 8)

NOT QUITE

IM JUS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF MALI MAN INNIT

[Savaloy]

Ders a different game you play for every girl

Back in the days, 16/17, u had to act like a mini ''gangistar''...your Eid was mainly spent in Trocadero playing a game with your friends of how many chicks you could draw. Just looking like you were a thug, fresh hair cut, fresh garms and bein funny would be enuff back then.

when u get to 18, ur game has to be that u have to be an excellent talker on the fone, funny yet sweet, sensitive yet bad ass and u had to get the perfect mix.

Now as you get older you have to play mre games, as your standards increase.

Good looking chicks that u just wanna experiment with, u have to critize dem and be extrememly funny. In the long run (with 2 mnths) it should work.

Good lookin chicks that u want to wifey, now dis is hard, u have to be funny, pretend that u dont like them, kuss the boys she talks to and make sre ur not a wasteman. This system should succeed within 5 months.

If u try draw a girl on road, dis gets harder as both parties get older, so if u do try it wen ur older, u have to go or it slyly, using islamic references if possible (istaqfurunlaa) for example ''Asalamu Alaikum walal, I was just wondering if you could show the direction to Edgware Road Station''
She replies ''Its to the left at the junction, rite at blah balh''
You reply ''It is possble u could come with me a bit further and show me from the nex street, I was never good at Geography (slight chuckle - breaks the ice). Then walk and talk.

Then you know where to go from there.

Another way would : ''Salam sister, u alrite, u know wat yh, I aint even gonna lie walal yh, I dont normally do this but Im liking your belt, where did u get it from'' (again chuckle)
She should laugh and reply and tell you whee.
You chuckle again and say ''Kool, kool, anyways, where u off to walal''....and den start conversation, if she is headin somewhere social i.e ice-skating, shiisha or a meal, go wiv her.

Theres bare others tho still.

Im a proper player by the way. Kinda Got bored, but I still twang the odd chick from college.

[ShArEeFa*x*]

That dude didnt even stand a chance before he even moved his lipz you was walkin away....for real your first impression was 'what a wierd nigger'.

I Know he sure didn't did he............

Ders a different game you play for every girl

Back in the days, 16/17, u had to act like a mini ''gangistar''...your Eid was mainly spent in Trocadero playing a game with your friends of how many chicks you could draw. Just looking like you were a thug, fresh hair cut, fresh garms and bein funny would be enuff back then.

when u get to 18, ur game has to be that u have to be an excellent talker on the fone, funny yet sweet, sensitive yet bad ass and u had to get the perfect mix.

Now as you get older you have to play mre games, as your standards increase.

Good looking chicks that u just wanna experiment with, u have to critize dem and be extrememly funny. In the long run (with 2 mnths) it should work.

Good lookin chicks that u want to wifey, now dis is hard, u have to be funny, pretend that u dont like them, kuss the boys she talks to and make sre ur not a wasteman. This system should succeed within 5 months.

If u try draw a girl on road, dis gets harder as both parties get older, so if u do try it wen ur older, u have to go or it slyly, using islamic references if possible (istaqfurunlaa) for example ''Asalamu Alaikum walal, I was just wondering if you could show the direction to Edgware Road Station''
She replies ''Its to the left at the junction, rite at blah balh''
You reply ''It is possble u could come with me a bit further and show me from the nex street, I was never good at Geography (slight chuckle - breaks the ice). Then walk and talk.

Then you know where to go from there.

Another way would : ''Salam sister, u alrite, u know wat yh, I aint even gonna lie walal yh, I dont normally do this but Im liking your belt, where did u get it from'' (again chuckle)
She should laugh and reply and tell you whee.
You chuckle again and say ''Kool, kool, anyways, where u off to walal''....and den start conversation, if she is headin somewhere social i.e ice-skating, shiisha or a meal, go wiv her.

Theres bare others tho still.

Im a proper player by the way. Kinda Got bored, but I still twang the odd chick from college.

Savaloy Savaloy Savaloy............. you are one of the many few Somali men that have real game dam Bro you have a different approach for every occasion shit...........

NOT QUITE

IM JUS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF MALI MAN INNIT

Oh ok i see............ so you got your own one ok a kind exclusive game your playin!!

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