man got game still

[Savaloy]

Dis is a post from another topic, it never got the recognition it deserved:


Ders a different game you play for every girl

Back in the days, 16/17, u had to act like a mini ''gangistar''...your Eid was mainly spent in Trocadero playing a game with your friends of how many chicks you could draw. Just looking like you were a thug, fresh hair cut, fresh garms and bein funny would be enuff back then.

when u get to 18, ur game has to be that u have to be an excellent talker on the fone, funny yet sweet, sensitive yet bad ass and u had to get the perfect mix.

Now as you get older you have to play mre games, as your standards increase.

Good looking chicks that u just wanna experiment with, u have to critize dem and be extrememly funny. In the long run (with 2 mnths) it should work.

Good lookin chicks that u want to wifey, now dis is hard, u have to be funny, pretend that u dont like them, kuss the boys she talks to and make sre ur not a wasteman. This system should succeed within 5 months.

If u try draw a girl on road, dis gets harder as both parties get older, so if u do try it wen ur older, u have to go or it slyly, using islamic references if possible (istaqfurunlaa) for example ''Asalamu Alaikum walal, I was just wondering if you could show the direction to Edgware Road Station''
She replies ''Its to the left at the junction, rite at blah balh''
You reply ''It is possble u could come with me a bit further and show me from the nex street, I was never good at Geography (slight chuckle - breaks the ice). Then walk and talk.

Then you know where to go from there.

Another way would : ''Salam sister, u alrite, u know wat yh, I aint even gonna lie walal yh, I dont normally do this but Im liking your belt, where did u get it from'' (again chuckle)
She should laugh and reply and tell you whee.
You chuckle again and say ''Kool, kool, anyways, where u off to walal''....and den start conversation, if she is headin somewhere social i.e ice-skating, shiisha or a meal, go wiv her.

Theres bare others tho still.

Im a proper player by the way. Kinda Got bored, but I still twang the odd chick from college.

[military-mind]

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[Ghetto_Faarax]

Bruv, i can swear u're a Virgin who only knows Ismahan and ilhan aka ur left and right hand

[XxS.landprincessxX]

lol maan this is funny
wateva happened to just bein yourself

[Keyse_0208]

whats all this tactics and plans and shi't, whats wrong with jus going up to a chick and saying '' u okay walaal, my name is Keyse' if she's on u, u can tell is she aint then try another one, No long thing bruv

[Hard Candy]

@Savaloy

u r ferry entertaining. holla @moi

:love: :love:

[military-mind]

16/17 in the park gettin high movin to liban gaab's fone sellin it to the turkish shop for wha ever....
then say to Liban "wallahi iyo billahi i never seen ur fone"