Juxxa Stories!

[Kramer]

You got any Juxxa stories!

I got one!

Juxxa once go to the mosque on Friday and he doesn't know religion that well. he was acting a big sheikh, so he was told to do the Friday lecture--he couldn't resist and he agreed!
he didn't know what to do -so the clever he is, he started with
Al-hamdu lilah! Allahu Akbar! then he said "people do you know what I will talk about"
the people suprised replied "NO!!"
Juxxa get angry and said "If you don't even know what I'm talking about, then you don't deserve a Jimca lecture"
Then he come back the next Friday --and he was told to lead Sheikh.
He didn't know what to say --so he said -Alhamdulilah! "do you know what I'm talking about today"
The ppl said, if we say no like last time, he won't read the lecture --so they said "yes, we know what you will talk about"

Then he replie -"Then you already now what I'm gonna say, I will keep quit"

Ppl in town were without Friday lectures for two days !
On the third day, ppl said, lets try to divide into two groups --some say "we don't know" and some say "we know" so he won't have an excuse to not do the friday lecture.
so he stand up to do the lecture --
"Allhamdullilah!" "O! ppl! do you know what I"m gonna say"
Some ppl replied " Yes, we know" and others said "No! we don't"
Juxxa replied --"Then those who know should tell those who don't know" and he get down!

and ppl never let him to come back to the mosque again!
he faked three days without lectures!