One day down by a river, a preacher had just baptized a young lady. A few minutes later, a drunk, non-religious man walked by the river.
The preacher said to him, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk said yes.
The preacher got him in the water, dipped him in and then raised him back up. He said, "Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk said no.
The preacher again dipped him in and raised him back up. The preacher said, "Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk again said no.
The preacher dipped him and raised him up for a third time. He said, "Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk said, "Are you sure he fell in here?"
Looking for Jesus
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Re: Looking for Jesus
goodness gracious me.....
why are u alwayz bored....
why are u alwayz bored....
Re: Looking for Jesus
ALWAYZ BORED
ANYWAYZ WHAT DO U THINK OF MY POST?
ANYWAYZ WHAT DO U THINK OF MY POST?
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Re: Looking for Jesus
that was funny.

Re: Looking for Jesus
it was..... errr.... great..... seriously!
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