six types of Somali Women

[STOP!]

There are six types of Somali Women;

(1) MARYAN MUDUG!
(a) She is very religious
( Listens to BBC Somali
(c) She only knows how to read and write Somali
(d) She is very tribal
(e) She knows everybody and their tribe
(f) Wears big jilbaab
(g) For her, there is nothing called 'Date' and anyone interested in her should come to her parent's home officially.

CAUTION GUYS!
She is one of those girl that most N American Somalis men marry when they go back home only to realize later that the poor girl can't differentiate between a Piriton and an Aspirin!

(2) SAHRA WAWEYNKA
(a) She's over 30 and still single
( Economically, she's all good
(c) She drives a RAV4 or a Pathfinder
(d) She's suspicious of all men.

CAUTION GUYS!
She has seen every men and their tricks. So be careful with her. Dont be the idiot who tried to talk to her with some tired lines. Be creative.

3) YASMIN RAGEDHI
(a) You will probably spot her wearing jeans
( She hangs out around starbucks or you will spot her checkin for shoes she never buys at David Jones or Myer

(c) She's subscriber's to the COSMO, PEOPLE or VOGUE
(d) She knows Tom Cruise's middle name
(e) First time you meet her she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Fadumo
(f) She just finished reading Dennis Lehane's 'Mystic River' and is she's currently reading Steven levitts 'Freakonomics'.

CAUTION GUYS!
The problem with this kind of girls is not that can you date her, the problem should be can you maintain her?. For example, you can take her out to a restaurant and you order the good old coke and fries and there she goes ordering Veggie Lasagna with Jamocha Shake and toppings. Next day your wallet will be hospitalized for severe bankruptcy. I'm not joking guys!


(4) AYAN ABAAYO
(a) She probably finished high school
( She acts hard to get even if she's dieing for you
(c) She lives with her Hooyo
(d) She listenes to Jubba and samatar
(e) She hangs around with her friends which makes hard for boys to approach her
(f) She says no to first dates (as if first dates should be turned down from the men automatically)

CAUTION GUYS!
It's not easy to bed this girl and the only way is if you tell her you love her very much. She will trust you until she got you cheating and she will never forgive you in her entire life!


(5) ZAMZAM BASHAL.COM
(a) Every teenage boy knows her
( You will spot her in every wedding videos and parties
(c) If there's rumor that tonight party is cancelled, the whole town calls
her to confirm the lie
(d) Easy to hook-up and probably you bed her or someone you know did

CAUTION GUYS!
She's falling in love with more men than she care to drop and that's why she's getting played. Guys, easy on her though, she's got a clean heart.


(6) XAAWO TOMBOY
(a) She's always in the middle of the Boys
( She watches soccer
(c) She know Ronaldo's first name
(d) Like a true boy, she changes the lighting bulb at home
(e) She's the one who answers the door bell every time it rings,
(f) Probably this girl is a virgin

CAUTION GUYS!
She's more of a boy than a girl

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

...Some of dem goes 2 me...Lyk changing the light bulb!..Dont mean ima tomboy tho

[it_girl18]

dude im not in there...

im the one who reads moving tales of woe... who then mornes for a whole month trying to recover...
i dont just stare at gucci shoes... i suggest to my sister that SHE SO HAS TO GET THEM... then only let her wear it ONCE!
im the type whos totally proud of her name... coz its like this easy to say arabic name and whenever u mention it to ppl they look up and b like 'wow sounds exotic... n ur like yh it is... arabic means....'
im the girl who goes to watch foreigne movies at the barbican...
and i go to art galleries, rock concerts and jazz bars... just to add to my list of interesting things i'v done...

so add her... and call her...hmm.... the good, the kind and the beautiful...

[LadyKastumo]

am tryna figure out which category i fall under,

am a bit of everything

[ladiie~Dime]

^^ me too except for the tom boy bit

[Newboy]

stop! nigga I have seen this one before ..goddamn!!!! That is called a really plagiarism what happened to your creativity?? If you know what am saying.

[STOP!]

SXB THE SIX TYPES OF SOMALI WOMEN IS JUST A WARNING TO MY NIGGAS UP IN THIS B####...IF YOU KNW WHAT AM SAYIN

[Est.1980's]

And am the 7th one, cuz none of them is me

[5DayPassChick]

Cajiib iyo cajabo

[XxS.landprincessxX]

I HATE STEROTYPINGS

[somaliscarface]