My Love For Somali People

[pseudowizard]

Never in my life have I been able to fit in with you goons. Never in my life have I been able to understand you goons. And never in my life have I found any of you goons enticing even in the slightest bit- not when it comes to friendships, nor when it comes to mere conversations. I've always kept my distance. Not because you guys are rather dysfunctional/unpredictable/[insert adjective that expresses your retardation] (which is true) - but because you guys are simply not appealing. You all make me want to mantag (xungaaco for the Reer Waqooyi bafoons up in hurrr).

Now, my family I can tolerate. My mum left Somalia when she was 16, so she's just as unSomali as the next self-hating Daroodi around the bend. My dad is almost entirely devoid of Somaliniimo, too. In fact, I'd say he hates those apes as much as I do- maybe even more. He's more down with folks from Karachi to Khartoum than any of the khat-addicted losers of Buhoodle or Berbera.

But nevertheless, there is a tiny speck of space in my blackened, nihilistic heart for you guys. I've even been joking about the prospect of marrying one of you asinine ninnies known as Faraxs. Who else can make me that oh-so amazing crap on a plate called laxoox (canjeero for the Reer Weleweyn bafoons up in hurrr).

I just wanted to say I got love for my peoples'. :love:
FYI, this was cross-posted over at Slife. Cop a feel there, too. 8)

[pseudowizard]

I might have stretched the truth a little bit.

CORRECTION: Love for some of y'all emeffers--i.e. the ones that don't smell.

[Madd_Scientist_]

pseudo- you've got too much time on your hands...

[pseudowizard]

pseudo- you've got too much time on your hands...

Ain't that the truth, abaayo?

[Keyse_0208]

Tell that someone who gives a fock

[pseudowizard]

^F-ck you, nikka!

[Keyse_0208]

coming here and telling us somalidaan necebahay, i dont hang around with s6alis.
So why u here on a somali forum, with ur fake as.s

[SahanGalbeed]

Maxay tidhi gabdhani?
Miyay ina cayday tolow , mise af carabi bay ku hadlaysa ?

[pseudowizard]

Wow, some of you guys actually take me seriously. Thanks.