BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]

[Aliyah99]

Why would you ungrateful scum turn on the very people fighting for your dignity.

Shabab are fighting foreign oppressors in their own land, and they have my support.

If you don't want them to rule afterwards that a different story but at least don't stab them in the back while they fighting enemy on somali soil

[SahanGalbeed]

, it has become apparent to me at least , that they are ONLY fighting to rule the country after the Ethiopians are gone .
SNM { oo demoqradiyad ahayd }dirqi baa lagu fadhisiyay , USC waynu ognahay , SSDF kuwasi weligood jabhad maba ahayn ...anyway nimankan hadda in laga sii gaadhisiyo weeye .

[Haddad]

Al shabab and Aweys have declared a new rule for all Somalis around the world to follow. The last 4 months, Alshabab is winning against the TFG/Ethiopia/AU so all somalis must obey the new order if they want to live.

The five(5) new holy rules of Alshabab are:

1.
All somalis in America and Europe are not allowed to watch TV, movies, listen to music or anything form of entertainment or lifestyle under the new Sharia law of Al Shabab and Mr. Aweys.

2.
All Somali women in America & Europe should never come to Somalia if they don't cover 100% of their body and reject all their basic human rights as women.

3.
All Somalis in America and Europe are not allowed to come to Somalia unless they are willing to use guns and suicide weapons to fight Ethiopia, Kenya, Somaliland and Djibouti so that GREATER SOMALIA will be achieved. This war to achieve GREATER SOMALIA could take 3,000 more years and cause the death and misery of millions of innocent people all around the horn of Africa. But who cares!! This is our duty!


4.
From now on, All Somalis are not allowed to return to Somalia unless they reject all their basic rights they enjoyed in America/Europe and bow down to Al Shabab and Al Qaeda.

5.
All Somali moderate muslims who reject Al Shabab will be threated like dirt or killed just like all Somali christians who have been beheaded and chased out by the holy Al Shabab.

1.
It gets boring after thousands hours of watching TV, movies or listening to music. Except for the past 50 years, humanity lived without watching TV/movies or listening to music. There were other forms of useful and worthwhile entertainment. Today's entertainment contribute to polluting and degrading (billions of devices such as TV, iPod, VCR laptops, etc thrown away every year) the environment. Not to mention movies and music contribute nothing to the well being, education, fitness, health, etc of humanity. Going to cinemas or having cable TV is simply a waste of resources (time, money, electricity, etc). In addition, music causes addiction or dependence.

2.
Even gaalos have come to accept the values and usefulness of modest dressing. They recommend it to ward off unwanted attention, possible rape, etc.

3.
All options and methods are on the table to fight the Ethiopian occupation of Somalia. Greater Somalia is a sacred concept. All Somali lands stolen/annexed by Ethiopia and Kenya will be retaken. Colonial boundaries (Somaliland & Djibouti) will be abolished, and all Somalis will be reunited in the Islamic State of Somalia, insha'Allah.

4.
The Islamic Rights are superior to the defective Western Rights.

5.
Moderate Muslims will be re-educated and integrated to the conservative Muslim society. Those who cannot be rehabilitated can stay in the West.

[salafi_student]

Is X-playa making a return? Mods must now have good enough practice of dealing with him.

I should say no more, but mocking the Sharia is unacceptable!