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[suga_n_spice]

so xalay i was with my grandparents right? and this old lady was visiting them. bas saan hawl u haayey baan soo fadhiistey intaan shaadohi u keenay and this is what they were saying......

grandma: taloow ina hebel hebel xaguu ku dambeeyey
other lady: oo gacalka miyaanan kuu sheegin
g: maya ee bal iisheeg
o l: dee sowtii la xiray oo 50 sano lagu xukumey
g: inaalillaah allah ma cadowgii buu u gacan galey?
o l: haa walaal, waliba hadda in la masaafuriyo ayeey reerkiisi isku dayayaan
g: oo maad Obama warqad u qortaan? <--
o l: oo Obama maxuu u tari?
g: dee soo walaalkii maaha?
g: suga, ayeeyo maad Obama warqad u qortid soo saxiibkaa maaha!
me: ayeeyo Obama hadda waa mashquul, dhaqalihii wadanka ayuu mashquul ku yahay


i mean my grandma was joking and all, but just think how important and known Obama is among the somali community

[AyanTu]

Translation saxib!!

[Minneapolis Mayor]

Obama hadii uu wax taraayo eedadiis ayuu kabaajin lahaa musaafuriska.

Laakiin ninka 50 lugu xukumay mass murderer miyuu ahaa?

[surrender]

lol@Obama.

[Ina Baxar]

Of course "a skinny guy with a funny name"..I mean who doesn't fit the description here

[Minneapolis Mayor]

Translation saxib!!

It is about some grannies advising Sugar_spice is she can write romantic letter to Obama so he can help the somali community

[Gifted]

Obama has really made an impact on you guys.

[GENERAL_SNM]

Do they even have 50 years in America? I always thought after life they had the electric chair. I wonder have any somalis had any contact with it over that. Its one the reason I use to be terrified of america as a young child.

[suga_n_spice]

ayan......umm it's better in somali

MM, the way i heard it he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. miskiin lakiin ilaahay ha u gargaaro!

u guyz it was hilarious

SNM, he's only been in prison for about 4 yrs now

[Firefly]

AyantU:- Aren't you Somali?

suga_n_spice:- Your grandma is a G. Bless her sweet heart.

[siren]

Miskiin 50 years?

[suga_n_spice]

FF, she's pretty funny. bless her heart indeed

siren. i know sweetz, but inshallah he'll get deported and get married and have pretty babies

[Aerosmith]

50yrs is a long time. What did he allegedly do sns?

[Firefly]

SnS:- lol@pretty babies. Your grandma is funny. Hopefully he'll get out soon, insha-Allah.

[Minneapolis Mayor]

Sugar,

Don't buy the wrong time wrong place shit. Somalis never accept responsibility. it is always someone else fault. The family of the guy who was our ring leader blamed the rest of us and portrayed him innocent. Imagine he was the one that introduced us to the whole game and was even the one that started the whole fight that led us into prison. Tolkiis are like " miskiin ayuu ahaa wiilal ayaa brain washed gareeyay" so your relative must have been the mastermind for the whole shit. NO one goes to jail without being part of a shit in america.