How some Mods lost the green color

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Screw was laying back lazily in his reclining loveseat, legs rested on a glass coffee table, sitting on his lab was a somewhat beautiful gal who was resting her head on his shoulder and he was stroking her blond hair in an slow motion strokes and apparently enjoying himself. he summoned a meeting for all Mods and few disgruntled observers he deemed impartial.

He started to thank them all for making the time to come to this meeting. He added allow me to introduce my new bride Asli -or as she likes to be called Ashley"

Mods in unison "Hi Asli ....err Ashley"
Asli just smiled, thinking that they all work for her hubby and are not worth a response.

Screw started "You know, there are some elements who are trying to bring down the forum to it's knees. Basically, a coup is brewing, I don't know if you have noticed or not?"

Hyper asked respectfully "Why can't we simply ban them?"

Screw retorted "We can't ban anyone who disagrees with us, that is not democracy"
Advo got up, put his hand inside his raincoat pocket and brandished a meat cleaver "Juts give me their names and I will hack them to death"
Screw almost yelled "You know Advo? Killing is not the ultimate solution for everything, put that thing away b4 you scare my little gal" pressing scared Asli onto his chest.
Cawar "What is the solution Amir Screw?"
b4 Screw could answer, Nabz was raising her hand "Do we know who they are?"
Advo jumped again "Of course we know. It's that old Midgaan fukker Sir-Luggoyo. Horta wy is he here, all his age mates are either dead or retired from this site. Remeber when he sent that white journalis bitch? Horta what's his qabiil?"

Cawar said "He is Hawiye of course, who else would attempt to bring a Daarood website down, duh!"

Advo replied "No, he is not Hawiye,he is Darood, my cousin Qansagabayle confirmed his Daroodness, and my cousin can smell a Darood even in cyber"
Basra jumped immediately "No one dare touch my Sir-Luggoyo, you hear me, I mean no one"

Ms-Nalia who was amused how the whole event was unfolding, put in her 2 cents "I don't care about his qabiil, but the dude is one hell of a guy" Absent-mindedly she added "I think I am in love with him"
Basra gave her a look that said enough.
Nabz made a remark to no one in specific "We are under represented in this forum"
Screw almost yelled "Are you kidding me? there are even unsabstantiated claims and allegations -albeit not viable- that when it rains in the forum, it rains Marexan"

Screw continued, now with a baritone voice he thought would scare Marlon Brando in Godfather. "I am not worried about Sir-Luggoyo, he is a part timer and uses subliminal messages which most forumers are not too intelligent to decipher, my worries are Twisted-Logic supported by A/Wahab, those two could cause the downfall of the forum if something is not done asap"

Advo was on his feet again with his cleaver "I can kill two Hawiyes............I think I did killed few back in the civil war"

Screw was shouting now "For the love of God Advo, please put that thing away b4 you harm someone in here"

Cawar quitely asked "So what do you suggest Amir Screw"

Ali-Gaab, an observer interjected "Some of you must resign from yr posts"

Mods in unison "That is impossible"

Screw "I have to use my powers and borrow a statement from Donald Trump. Cawar, Nabz, Hyper, Advo, Surrender, you are fired. You can not excercise your Mod privilages until further notice"

Cawar couldn't contain himself "What about her?" pointing to Ms-Nalia

Screw responded with a devilish smile tracing his mouth "She ain't Darood"

Cawar got up, took Surrender aside and confided in her "You know, this is unbearable. We just can't lose everything to fukken Hawiye. Adeer C/hi lost his position to them and now this. I have to kill some Hawiye, are you with me"

Surrender felt a cold chill down her spine "Cawar, it's just a Mod, don't take it to heart. Besides, I never knew you had it in you"

Cawar swore under his breath "Sh!t, women. U don't understand, this has been an ongoing thing since the era of the Sultan"

In the further corner of the room, Basra was talking in an hushed but audible voice to Advo "You know Advo, I am interested in using your services. I want you to kill Ms-Nalia"

Advo "Is it because she took our positions?"
basra was baffled (Cause that wasn't what she had in mind) "errr...Yeaaah, I wouldeven pay you handsomely"
Advo softly said "Basra, I totally misunderstood you, you are a good girl. I will bring you the b!tche's head in the morning"

Basra froze on her track at the last remark "No, no head...just kill the b!tch"

[Cawar]

Waryaa only the MR crew call Screw the Amir.. aniga I believe I am the Amir of my own kingdom. But good one.

But yeah Advo was ready to chop your head off.

[Afraa*]

@ screw & Asli.

[black velvet]

Ileen Advo is some violent nigga

SirL good one

[surrender]

what a effing weirdo!!! war heedhee we volunteer to have our names be removes from colours, in a thread Nalia made!!!. if you missed it read it!! no need to writting half page of bull...

[Gifted]

Awesome

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Cawar,



I know Advo wouldn't hesitate to roll my head, thanks for the intervention

Surrender,

Chill, this is entertainment

BV,

Watch out, Advo is capable of everything

[sadeboi]

funny ass story walle...

advo is G........


all hail amir Screw

[Ureysoo]

Anigu Sidaan Sheekadaan Oo Aqriyay, Ninkaan Mods. Kama Hadlaayo, Qabiilkiisa Bu Doonaya Inu Cadeeyo...

Sxb, Hadi Sidaas Kaga Taalo, Maad Magaca Qabiilka Iska So Qortid, Maxa Luuq Luuqyo Ku Marsiiyay?. Misa Jid Toos Ah Kuma Socon Kartid?....

[Cinque Mtume]

lol funny shyt

[LaQaNyO]

Lool that was funny but you should of not given that cilin any credit! and Ureyso does have a point!

[Hyperactive]

sir lugooyo that was funny but aniga hawenka meel la isgu keney ma istaago.lol

is there was hijaab between men and women in the room?

[sadeboi]

sir lugooyo that was funny but aniga hawenka meel la isgu keney ma istaago.lol

is there was hijaab between men and women in the room?

rageedi...

[Cinque Mtume]

sir lugooyo that was funny but aniga hawenka meel la isgu keney ma istaago.lol

is there was hijaab between men and women in the room?

oh man..

[Voltage]

ilaahoow hyper noo daa