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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.
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Awalba nacas xumoo cag dheer baad aheeyd
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that's wrong! :lol: :lol:
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I bet Xaar-Sade is the product of a "diffrent cock" :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Anigu waxba hooyadaa u gafi maayo ileen caay waxaa ugu filan ineey nacas adoo kale ah aduunka keentee.
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Alla maxaa ku dhacayee Ilka-yartii maxaa ku dhacayee....

They are depressed Walaahay.... :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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:lol:
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Hade kula yaabi maayoo caqligaa calooshaada ma dhaafsana. marka orodoo meelaha iska dhuus dhuus sidii daqsi labeen helay.
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Xoog, ninkaan cid isku raacday waxuu yahay majirto. BTW what's going on Col. :lol:
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lol, average.

Now these ones... :lol: :up: Ah, still laughing at un deux trois cat sank! looooooooooooooooool.

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lol@ Volt

Cagta dheer qabiil kama wadin ee waxaan ula jeeday inuu nacas iska weeynaaday yahay.

I'm good adeer.
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xoogSADE14 wrote:Awalba nacas xumoo cag dheer baad aheeyd

:lol: :lol:
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Qabiil warriors can't even enjoy a simple joke together. Man whats the matter with u all?
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lol@ Gatspy

I didn't find the joke that funny sxb.
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:lol: well its a bit corny but its a joke still dude. there was no need to call him cagdheer, dhegdheer or any other sorta dheer stuff
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