A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Voted best joke of the year in Australia
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Re: Voted best joke of the year in Australia
- American-Suufi
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Re: Voted best joke of the year in Australia
i thought only greeks, cypriots and saudi men loved their goats.
here is a somali pirate joke.
Barry Bonds is still insisting that it is a lie and he hasnt retired, he says he would like to end his career where it began, playing for the Pirates.... if not in Pittsburgh, then in Somalia.
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