I have a sort of pathological urge to be liked by people - not in a way that I'd bend backwards for any random cunt, but I'm just a pleasant person to be around. One thing I'm good at is I can blend in with different types of people and still have a good time. I'm versatile like that and I have a rather broad sense of humour.
Ok, I realise I just came across as an arrogant self-promoting cunt who have some opinion on himself. I'm a nice guy though. Honestly.

