Raise your kids Right!

[paidmonk]

My little cousin (7) came down from TO this week and his other cousins had him hooked on Rihanna and Hindi music.

I placed a set of headphones on his head and locked him away in my room for an hour listening to Metallica's Black Album. 50 minutes later he came out a man.

[Serena]

[Dionysus]

My little cousin (7) came down from TO this week and his other cousins had him hooked on Rihanna and Hindi music.

I placed a set of headphones on his head and locked him away in my room for an hour listening to Metallica's Black Album. 50 minutes later he came out a man.

Did he come out having suicidal thoughts too? And did he go deaf, temporary or not, by chance?

[paidmonk]

Don't worry, I wasn't referring to you, these kids are pretty ignorant, they don't even know how we're related. I'll break the news to them that our parents are siblings some day. I don't know what's up with Canucks, there's a few of them staying with us, ages 7 to 16, not one of them has a general clue what's going on at any given moment, like they're high all the damn time. They're good kids, ethical and classy but they're just missing a few screws. They make me look like one of those old dudes who knows everyone in the village and their mothers even though i'm an ignorant pervert myself.


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[Rooble90]

My little cousin (7) came down from TO this week and his other cousins had him hooked on Rihanna and Hindi music.

I placed a set of headphones on his head and locked him away in my room for an hour listening to Metallica's Black Album. 50 minutes later he came out a man.

lol, Are You A Goth ?

[Serena]

I know you weren't referring to me. I was " " @ the thought of a 7 yr old Somali kid listening to a Metallica album.

[Advo]

wtf is metalica?

let them lil niccas listen to some tupac or nas

[paidmonk]

^ Pac and Nas don't go far enough, this kid was raised on Hindi music and love, he needs to see the darkness and then we can even him out with some moderate tunes.

[FHA1223]

^ Pac and Nas don't go far enough, this kid was raised on Hindi music and love, he needs to see the darkness and then we can even him out with some moderate tunes.

Illmatic nicca

[paidmonk]

I have a copy of illmatic from '95, and after hundreds of hours of replay, I can argue that this is a situation best handled by metallica.

[Advo]

^ Pac and Nas don't go far enough, this kid was raised on Hindi music and love, he needs to see the darkness and then we can even him out with some moderate tunes.

SMH @ hindi music


Man Im worried for these liberal mothers with kids

case in point a nephew of mine is dressed neatly with matching outfits, exposed to girly music, movies (is not allowed to watch any movie with violence) or play with dirt outside, does not know how to fight but to cry and fuss alot. If I dont do something now, im pretty sure he will end up homo.

so my plan is to roughen him up, expose him to the most karate filled movies, and let him play outside with kids his age.

[paidmonk]

my kid will learn how to masturbate by the age of three and he'll be hitting on his kindergarten teacher when the time comes. i expect him to be a father when he enters middle school.


WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY NAME!!!!????

[I, Caligula]

Metallica sucks, brah.

Do you listen to NIN and Lacuna Coil too?

[zingii]

One sick person you are mr.paid.b

[anilweyne]