what is Logic
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what is Logic
Two iidooris agreed that they weren't going anywhere in life and decided they should go to college to get ahead. The first iidoor then went and saw an undergraduate advisor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's 'logic'?" the first iidoor asked.
The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Are you iidoor?"
"I sure I Am."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you chew Kat," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the Iidoor.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you chew Kat, you smoke."
Impressed, the iidoor said, "Amazin!"
"And since you smoke and chew, logic dictates that you insult the religion during the course."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The iidoor was obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you smoke and chew, logically I can assume that you believe that one day your people will get recognition," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!"
The iidoor, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first iidoor.
"What in tarnation is 'logic?'" asked his friend.
“it’s about reading people’s mind” replied the first iidoor
"What's 'logic'?" the first iidoor asked.
The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Are you iidoor?"
"I sure I Am."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you chew Kat," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the Iidoor.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you chew Kat, you smoke."
Impressed, the iidoor said, "Amazin!"
"And since you smoke and chew, logic dictates that you insult the religion during the course."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The iidoor was obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you smoke and chew, logically I can assume that you believe that one day your people will get recognition," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!"
The iidoor, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first iidoor.
"What in tarnation is 'logic?'" asked his friend.
“it’s about reading people’s mind” replied the first iidoor
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Re: what is Logic
Stop the tribalism
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Re: what is Logic
And since you smoke and chew, logic dictates that you insult the religion during the course.
Finally, since you smoke and chew, logically I can assume that you believe that one day your people will get recognition

Re: what is Logic
It's sunday, iidoor bashing day. damn ilkoyargrandpakhalif wrote:Stop the tribalism



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I'm feeling kind and generous today, they are miskiinmvp wrote:It's sunday, iidoor bashing day. damn ilkoyargrandpakhalif wrote:Stop the tribalism![]()
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double postmvp wrote:It's sunday, iidoor bashing day. damn ilkoyargrandpakhalif wrote:Stop the tribalism![]()
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Re: what is Logic
------------ nothin serious. they are known to be people with sense of humorthey are miskiin
what do trans and Idooris had in common
they both have identity problems.cuz the world do not recognize them
Re: what is Logic
what is the best way to lure idoor into dabin
Put mardoof qaat ah on top of the dabin
Put mardoof qaat ah on top of the dabin
Re: what is Logic
wat is the best way to kill alot deqsi at one time
kick an idoor in the ass
kick an idoor in the ass
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Re: what is Logic
mvp wrote:Two iidooris agreed that they weren't going anywhere in life and decided they should go to college to get ahead. The first iidoor then went and saw an undergraduate advisor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's 'logic'?" the first iidoor asked.
The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Are you iidoor?"
"I sure I Am."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you chew Kat," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the Iidoor.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you chew Kat, you smoke."
Impressed, the iidoor said, "Amazin!"
"And since you smoke and chew, logic dictates that you insult the religion during the course."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The iidoor was obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you smoke and chew, logically I can assume that you believe that one day your people will get recognition," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!"
The iidoor, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first iidoor.
"What in tarnation is 'logic?'" asked his friend.
“it’s about reading people’s mind” replied the first iidoor



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Re: what is Logic
Kept waiting for the punch-line. Never got one. 

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Re: what is Logic
LionHeart-112 wrote:Kept waiting for the punch-line. Never got one.
Logic is stating the obvious, even though the above one had a stereotype kick to it.
I do recall the first chapter of the logic class i took back in the day was:
All men are mortal
Socrates is a Man
∴ Socrates is a mortal
Some stupid bull.shit

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