Little qabiilist in the making?

[BlackVelvet]

'Adult' Somalis: "My qabiil is better looking than your qabiil "


Spasticated morons.

[Serena]

kids are kids, they hear things and they repeat whatever they hear.

ny auntie once said habaryar ciyaalku waa cajiib. wax haday maqlaan, way kudagaan.


maanta i went to school becuase my son's teacher called me to see her after school about my son. as i was sitting in reception, two ladies aan aqaano baa meesha soo fariistay. not at the same time one after another. and they dont know each other, but their sons do. the minute the two young boys saw each other, they clicked , they talked and talked and talked, all of a sudden the isaaq kid said to the MJ kid, khaliifow khaliif, ma Muuse Care baad tahay (and i think she said Muse Care? Muse Cigale? Muse Something, any isaaqs- correct me, some sub sub clan of Habar Awal? ), saa kii MJga ahaa baa yiri Muse Care (?) ma Mahad Qoyanaa? i was like holly crap.. how do they know about Muse Care and Mahad Qoyane, Ealing Hospital bay kudhasheene?

my son knows his entire abtiris. i made him learn it on his 4th birthday.

[Galmeygaag]

subxanallah are we discussing politics, social affairs and other things with a bunch of lactating women.

take care of your kids before u end up like palltalk women

[SultanOrder]

SURRENDER IS TALKING ABOUT HER AUNT'S EXPERIENCE, I KNOW HER WRITING IS HARD TO FOLLOW SOMETIMES BUT YOU GUYS KNOW SHE AINT A MOTHER

[SultanOrder]

Why are people generalizing a whole qabil, the hawiye I have seen range in looks like other somalis.

[Serena]

y'all are discriminating against mothers now? wtf?

[Tuba]

Wallahi I couldn't stop laughing for like an hr, so I'm like waryaa don't u know our cousins ****** are Hawiye?

How is that funny? That's sad. I'd beat them down till they didn't remember "hawiye" anymore.

I'm tellin you it was funny 'coz it was soooo random & I didn't expect that shyt from him. Kid is 14 but all the Somali he knows doesn't extend beyond hooyo/aabo.

Wallahi, I really doubt he heard this stuff from any of his parents because one of my other cousins had to give him the 411 on which Qabiil he was not long ago.
Anyways I told him off showed him how flawed his theory was 'coz my Hawiye cousins are masha'Allah dyme pieces

[Firefly]

I saw my niece join a Facebook group titled: "All the fly MJs in the world"...

When I asked her why? She said:- "I just wanted to read the comments." I told her to leave it and she did.

Children shouldn't be thinkin' about X qabiil. They should be focused on their studies, Deen and bein' a child.

[Air Canada]

Air Canada,

Who could forget the infamous speech between Farax Galooley (a Hawiye) and the Carab regarding the famous Bosaso Politician called King Kong (Darood) ? King Kong was boasting for months after SOmalia got accepted into the Arab league due to Darood being Arab. So farax Galooley wanted to put this claim to the test and at the Hajj, an Arab friend asked Farax if King Kong was his (farax's) Cabiid.



Farax Galooley was a legend, Allahu Naxaristo.

Faarax Galooley was indeed a legend, allaha u naxariisto.

He was once called "jaale Faarax" by a low ranking, reer baadiye ilkoyar officer to which faarax galooley replied "habartaa aa jaale ah"

The ilkoyar fool then arrested the legendary faarax galooley and when he was taken to the police station the ilkoyar policeman was asked by his superior the reason faarax was arrested. The ilkoyar officer then told his boss what faarax galooley has said to him and before his boss said anything Faarax said "jaale hadee caay tahay afweyne maxaa "jaale" loo dhahaa"?

Faarax Galooley was then released and the ilkoyar fool who arrested him was discharged and sent back to the jungles of Caabudwaaq.

[surrender]

I saw my niece join a Facebook group titled: "All the fly MJs in the world"...

When I asked her why? She said:- "I just wanted to read the comments." I told her to leave it and she did.

Children shouldn't be thinkin' about X qabiil. They should be focused on their studies, Deen and bein' a child.

i think you mean finest MJs in the world. i have never seen all the fly MJs in the world.


nobleman the kids were in year 8 so they are 13 or 14? depends on the month they were born. lool even i didnt know what my subclan was at that age. runti i didnt know if qabil existed at that time. Ealing is the best area.

advo, siciid and perfect order yes im married with a kid.


Perfect_Order, you ittiching yourself mays tiri.

[surrender]

kids are kids, they hear things and they repeat whatever they hear.

ny auntie once said habaryar ciyaalku waa cajiib. wax haday maqlaan, way kudagaan.


maanta i went to school becuase my son's teacher called me to see her after school about my son. as i was sitting in reception, two ladies aan aqaano baa meesha soo fariistay. not at the same time one after another. and they dont know each other, but their sons do. the minute the two young boys saw each other, they clicked , they talked and talked and talked, all of a sudden the isaaq kid said to the MJ kid, khaliifow khaliif, ma Muuse Care baad tahay (and i think she said Muse Care? Muse Cigale? Muse Something, any isaaqs- correct me, some sub sub clan of Habar Awal? ), saa kii MJga ahaa baa yiri Muse Care (?) ma Mahad Qoyanaa? i was like holly crap.. how do they know about Muse Care and Mahad Qoyane, Ealing Hospital bay kudhasheene?

my son knows his entire abtiris. i made him learn it on his 4th birthday.

masha'alah. what a present! i need to write all the abtirinsiyo for mine soon insh'lah.

[Twisted_Logic]

Air Canada,

Who could forget the infamous speech between Farax Galooley (a Hawiye) and the Carab regarding the famous Bosaso Politician called King Kong (Darood) ? King Kong was boasting for months after SOmalia got accepted into the Arab league due to Darood being Arab. So farax Galooley wanted to put this claim to the test and at the Hajj, an Arab friend asked Farax if King Kong was his (farax's) Cabiid.



Farax Galooley was a legend, Allahu Naxaristo.

Farax Golaleey was a legend. There will never be someone like him

[Twisted_Logic]

Air Canada,

Who could forget the infamous speech between Farax Galooley (a Hawiye) and the Carab regarding the famous Bosaso Politician called King Kong (Darood) ? King Kong was boasting for months after SOmalia got accepted into the Arab league due to Darood being Arab. So farax Galooley wanted to put this claim to the test and at the Hajj, an Arab friend asked Farax if King Kong was his (farax's) Cabiid.



Farax Galooley was a legend, Allahu Naxaristo.

Faarax Galooley was indeed a legend, allaha u naxariisto.

He was once called "jaale Faarax" by a low ranking, reer baadiye ilkoyar officer to which faarax galooley replied "habartaa aa jaale ah"

The ilkoyar fool then arrested the legendary faarax galooley and when he was taken to the police station the ilkoyar policeman was asked by his superior the reason faarax was arrested. The ilkoyar officer then told his boss what faarax galooley has said to him and before his boss said anything Faarax said "jaale hadee caay tahay afweyne maxaa "jaale" loo dhahaa"?

Faarax Galooley was then released and the ilkoyar fool who arrested him was discharged and sent back to the jungles of Caabudwaaq.

A book should be written about this legend.

[gedo_gurl]

Why is it everytime Hawiye is mentioned, all the Abgaal and Habar Gidir on this forum launch a Marexaan related convo? What am I missing here?

[Air Canada]

Twisted Logic

You are saying that but walaahi that is exactly what i said to a friend before: Many books should be written about the legendary Faarax Galooley.

So many historical tales have some connection to Faarax Galooley. You hear people say Faarax Galooley said this or Faarax Galooley said that or Faarax Galooley aa hada kahor wuxuu la kulmay...

Somebody should put together all the stories relating to Faarax Galooley and his life and make a book about it, and every Somali will buy that book.