LIFE EXPLAINED!

[Navy9]

God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten yearsand I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

Then God created the monkey and said:

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give youa twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

In turn, God created the cow and said:

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this,I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

Finally, God created man and said:

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For then next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

[Coeus]

God doesnt negotiate.

[Navy9]

God doesnt negotiate.

a very very very smart comment, good job walaalo

[grandpakhalif]

well technically god negotiated with Rasulullah about Salat and with Ibliis

[SirLuciousLeftFoot]

informative topix indeed, breath of fresh air?--maybe not
wah do I suggest as punishment? hmmmmm
fedge me fat bugz. enjoy do I in their murder.

[Navy9]

informative topix indeed, breath of fresh air?--maybe not
wah do I suggest as punishment? hmmmmm
fedge me fat bugz. enjoy do I in their murder.

, kaarassiiiiiiiii

[SirLuciousLeftFoot]

young one therapy for me layz with many dead bugz
scene of thousans scaly mutilated shellz
some take med, some exercise--I kill bugz
dont knock it--try it you should
release the tension SirLucious wises

[Navy9]

so which favorite bug, all day into your body you plug?

[Walaashiis]

God doesnt negotiate.

[Walaashiis]

Life might have been explianed in general, but mine has not been yet

[Navy9]

Life might have been explianed in general, but mine has not been yet

do not worry, i have a feeling we will all die asking why

[Walaashiis]

well technically god negotiated with Rasulullah about Salat and with Ibliis

That was hardly negotiation since the prophet pbuh did not have bargainning power, instead he pleaded to God to reduce it.
He did not say 'hey man, we cannot do 50 prayer, what about 5?'.

Instead he said 'Ya Allah, my ummah is weak......, please reduce it to 5'. He went back many times

[ciyaal_warta]

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مسطول قال لى مرتو انتي عارفة الدنيا بقت عاملة زى حديقة الحيوان, قالت ليهو كيف!
قال ليها: الزول يقوم من النوم زى الحصان, ويمشي الشغل زي الكلب, ويشتغل زى الحمار,ويرجع زي ابو القدح, وفى النهاية ينوم ليهو مع بقرة