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I ATE PORK TODAY!

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WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE!
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:shock: :o :roll:
Don't trust the gaalo with your food
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tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE!
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Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...
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garoweboy wrote::shock: :o :roll:
Don't trust the gaalo with your food
I'M MAKING MY OWN LUNCH FROM NOW ON!
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:o Why didnt u ask for the manager???? Alaaa doqoonta...walaahi if i were u, the whole cafeteria would have been a chaos. What a whimp u r. U must complain to the principle, write a letter to human rights association, and gather a petition to fire the person who sold you that. It could be on purpose, a prank he pulled on a muslim girl. Assuming u were wearing a head scarf on your head. :lol:
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haxxor wrote:
tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE!
:evil:
Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...
:shock: WTF WHAT HAPPENED?
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Basra- wrote::o Why didnt u ask for the manager???? Alaaa doqoonta...walaahi if i were u, the whole cafeteria would have been a chaos. What a whimp u r. U must complain to the principle, write a letter to human rights association, and gather a petition to fire the person who sold you that. It could be on purpose, a prank he pulled on a muslim girl. Assuming u were wearing a head scarf on your head. :lol:

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LIKE I SAID I WAS SO DISGUSTED I THREW IT IN THE TRASH!! I WANTED TO GO HOME!
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It's all good, I had this for last thanksgiving. :ugeek:

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD EAT PORK! DISGUSTING! ALXAMDULILLAH I'M MUSLIM!
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tightrope wrote:
haxxor wrote:
tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE!
:evil:
Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...
:shock: WTF WHAT HAPPENED?
I see you're only Somali American who does not eat haraam foods.

Anyway, I sent some of threatening texts to girl. This girl got her parents, police and school involved. I had to send her and her parents a 500 words apology letter all typed up in 30 minutes in order get her parents not to take any further action. Well, let's say it's not over, just yet.
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Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!

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Listen to what a chritian Priest says about pork;

http://www.siasat.pk/forum/showthread.p ... ian-Priest
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Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!

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@ HAXXOR :shock:
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:lol:
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kambuli wrote:Listen to what a chritian Priest says about pork;

http://www.siasat.pk/forum/showthread.p ... ian-Priest
A HUNDRED LESS KAFFIR EATING PORK! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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