The Advantage Of Being An ARAB and Greeting from Ull

*Proud_Muslimah* · Post by ***Proud_Muslimah*** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:29 am

Assalamu Alaikum,

This is funny joke..hope you get it

An old Arab man lives close to New York City for more
than 40 years.
He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he
is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man
sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am
very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if
only you were here; you helped me and dug up the garden for me. I love you, your father."

>
> The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:
> "Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's
there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed".
>
> At 4 p.m. the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA
and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the
whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything.
Disappointed they leave the house.
>
> A day later, the old man receives another e-mail
from his son.
>"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now
and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from
here. I love you, Ahmed."

LOL Salam

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:41 am

OK now this was funny.

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:56 am

Mochatanya · Post by **Mochatanya** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:32 am

simplicity- · Post by **simplicity-** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:42 am

thanks

asalam

Hydra · Post by **Hydra** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:05 am

Funny and true story which epitomizes the rampant paranoia in America lately. There is very thin line between being hauled to Gitmo and enjoying a day out in the sunshine. You never know, the next pull-over by the state trooper can send you to the American Gulag.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:10 am

This is not a true story. God, you fucks will believe anything. This was a joke.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:12 am

This is not a true story. God, you fucks will believe anything. This was a joke.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:12 am

This is not a true story. God, you fucks will believe anything. This was a joke.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:13 am

This is not a true story. God, you fucks will believe anything. This was a joke.

Hydra · Post by **Hydra** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:28 am

Mad Mac, We are as paranoid as our American hosts. We believe the American government is capable of doing anything it wants to Muslims in the country.