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OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
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OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
I am writing a novel, and i wanted some feedback. Here is an excerpt of the novel. Enjoy. 
"Goodness gracious, good thing i am married.
My poor marehaan hubby has to go take the hit. I mean, it was meant to happen ma ha? But the scarry thing is-- this motherfukcer who i slept with is ugly as a motherfcker. He is abgaal. Pure, black breed, big nose, hardcore afro, white teeth, and unfortunately- he had no large willy. In fact, i went into this mess counting on this willy to be big and a consolation. Never believe large feet equal big willy. In his case, he was lucky, he got the abgaal and the big feet factor. Boy was i surprised. The idiot had a small-pointy, really hard willy that looked like he borrowed it from a rabbit. I started tearing up out of sheer surprise and frustration of course. He was utterly oblivious to my cries of tormented disappointment. The horny abgaal had one thing and only thing in mind. Yes, you guessed it right, he wanted to hump, and i tried to stop him. To no avail, he was kissing and hugging me desperately, i couldnt just reject him cold. That would have been mean of me. I am a good girl, brought up with manners and yes all them demeanor. He was out of breath, he was sweating and and his willy was disgustingly in hard military mode. I wanted to stop, but he begged and begged. The poor man was just in the zone-- he was a goner,he was like a lion, with a rabbit pee wee of course, he was starring at me lifeless, and i was his pray, mounted down, helpless. The entire ordeal took like 39 seconds- but it felt like an hour. All through the mini-sex, i was starring at the roof, thinking, gosh what a sad little mess i am in. How did this happen? What is wrong with me? How can i? Meanwhile, Ahmed dhee was grunting and in the end asked me: Did you feel it? Did you feel it? And all i could say was---yeah, yeah, your pinky finger was amazing. Suddenly, he stopped. His face looked awfully hurt and disappointed- i was not thinking of course-- it just slipped my tongue. But anyway-- weeks post having this rabbit verocious hump action,--i found out i am pregnant. Surprisingly, i am begaulled at how the hell did Ahmed manage to impregnent me with that tiny, hard rabbit tail? Anyway, long story short-- my marehaan hubby is delighted that he is blessed with a new baby. I will post you on the birth day.
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"Goodness gracious, good thing i am married.
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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Lol is Sh.Shariif the Abgaal guy 
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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
[quote="Basra-"]I am writing a novel, and i wanted some feedback. Here is an excerpt of the novel. Enjoy. 
"Goodness gracious, good thing i am married.
My poor marehaan hubby has to go take the hit. I mean, it was meant to happen ma ha? But the scarry thing is-- this motherfukcer who i slept with is ugly as a motherfcker. He is abgaal. Pure, black breed, big nose, hardcore afro, white teeth, and unfortunately- he had no large willy. In fact, i went into this mess counting on this willy to be big and a consolation. Never believe large feet equal big willy. In his case, he was lucky, he got the abgaal and the big feet factor. Boy was i surprised. The idiot had a small-pointy, really hard willy that looked like he borrowed it from a rabbit. I started tearing up out of sheer surprise and frustration of course. He was utterly oblivious to my cries of tormented disappointment. The horny abgaal had one thing and only thing in mind. Yes, you guessed it right, he wanted to hump, and i tried to stop him. To no avail, he was kissing and hugging me desperately, i couldnt just reject him cold. That would have been mean of me. I am a good girl, brought up with manners and yes all them demeanor. He was out of breath, he was sweating and and his willy was disgustingly in hard military mode. I wanted to stop, but he begged and begged. The poor man was just in the zone-- he was a goner,he was like a lion, with a rabbit pee wee of course, he was starring at me lifeless, and i was his pray, mounted down, helpless. The entire ordeal took like 39 seconds- but it felt like an hour. All through the mini-sex, i was starring at the roof, thinking, gosh what a sad little mess i am in. How did this happen? What is wrong with me? How can i? Meanwhile, Ahmed dhee was grunting and in the end asked me: Did you feel it? Did you feel it? And all i could say was---yeah, yeah, your pinky finger was amazing. Suddenly, he stopped. His face looked awfully hurt and disappointed- i was not thinking of course-- it just slipped my tongue. But anyway-- weeks post having this rabbit verocious hump action,--i found out i am pregnant. Surprisingly, i am begaulled at how the hell did Ahmed manage to impregnent me with that tiny, hard rabbit tail? Anyway, long story short-- my marehaan hubby is delighted that he is blessed with a new baby. I will post you on the birth day.
"quote]

"Goodness gracious, good thing i am married.
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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Basra on her way on one night stand after visiting macdonals

BASRA thinks shes pregnant but its just LOT OF BIGMACS


BASRA thinks shes pregnant but its just LOT OF BIGMACS

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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Holly, Dameer!!
Naa maxaa tiri.
Naa maxaa tiri.
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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Ka dar oo dibi dhal. Tan waa u dhammaatay baan filayaa.
Mar Allahu Akbar bay kula soo ag-istaagi.
Haatana bal eeg
Hadal xumaanteda;
Hagar darnaanteeda;
Heehaabka uurkeeda;
Hadalkiyo marnaanteeda....
Mar Allahu Akbar bay kula soo ag-istaagi.
Haatana bal eeg
Hadal xumaanteda;
Hagar darnaanteeda;
Heehaabka uurkeeda;
Hadalkiyo marnaanteeda....
Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
basra
i hope al-shabab gets you and stones you to death

i hope al-shabab gets you and stones you to death
Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
I remember a time when basra couldnt manage to type the word "sex" let alone bring it up, but in recent years love caadi ah beey noqotey. smh.
Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Basra ur weekend ritual with cunsi is changing in to some crazy story....of small pen....wtf 
Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
Naag maxaad leedahay nin abgaal ah baa i wasay haddana i uureeyay? 
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Re: OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....
The entire ordeal took like 39 seconds- but it felt like an hour. All through the mini-sex, i was starring at the roof, thinking, gosh what a sad little mess i am in. How did this happen? What is wrong with me? How can i? Meanwhile, Ahmed dhee was grunting and in the end asked me: Did you feel it? Did you feel it? And all i could say was---yeah, yeah, your pinky finger was amazing.
basra is some weirdo but funny though
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