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If you were to become Somalia President tomorrow.

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What's first thing you would do?

I would pass a law that bans all qabiils in Somalia and forces qabills to marry other qabiils.


Good idea?
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Very very very bad idea.

But for arguments sake, how would you ban qabiil while forcing qabiils to marry one another at the same time?
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Convene an Islamic dialogue conference, in which we discuss, the way forward for Somalia going forward. I would invite the culemaa of the diin, including the Sufi wadaads to partake.
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I would resign and pray someone worthy became President :lol:
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I would hunt down the khaariji wadaado by using snipers, giving money to youth to place bombs in places they meet. Order the troops: First shoot, ask questions later.
Give my beesha & banu hashimi ahlu baytee the best positions in the govt, allowing bantus and other discriminated clans to participate in the govt. Giving them their rights.
Holding isaaq and darood from getting any function in my govt.
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BlackVelvet wrote:Very very very bad idea.

But for arguments sake, how would you ban qabiil while forcing qabiils to marry one another at the same time?
No, I want to ban qabiils having any part in political role. Also, make it so qabiilism is equal to racism and uttering any words that are related to qabiil would get you a jail time. Also I want to force qabiils to marry other qabiils.
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haxxor wrote:
BlackVelvet wrote:Very very very bad idea.

But for arguments sake, how would you ban qabiil while forcing qabiils to marry one another at the same time?
No, I want to ban qabiils having any part in political role. Also, make it so qabiilism is equal to racism and uttering any words that are related to qabiil would get you a jail time. Also I want to force qabiils to marry other qabiils.
Isn't that what Siyaad Bare did up until he bumped his head and remembered he was Mareexaan? Sounds too much like history repeating itself to me.

Qabiil is just qabiil, why give it more power than it has by turning it into a boogeyman? Better off building museums and making a curriculum that teaches kids about other qabiils, their history and their culture. If you're afraid of something, you try to understand it and you realise it's actually not so scary.
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I would open up a swiss bank account. Make some cheese and retire within two years. And of course, marry a couple young xalimos.
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bring in 80,000 US marines
20,000 NATO
20,000 amisom
20,000 arab league troops

to get rid of al shabab, terrorists, warlords, islamic nd clan militias etc etc and restore peace.
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who wanna be the president of the worlds ass.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I would have ban anyone who does not pass the national test for political participation. You need to pay the government that test too. We need to have someone who can write atleast two pages of an essay about politics and how politics works. We must have what I call the privilege politician. It is privilege to become a politician in Somalia. That way is the only good way to get some good interesting politician in Somalia.
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Blue_609 wrote:bring in 80,000 US marines
20,000 NATO
20,000 amisom
20,000 arab league troops

to get rid of al shabab, terrorists, warlords, islamic nd clan militias etc etc and restore peace.
:up: you deserve 2 b a president :rose:
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fatimazahra wrote:
Blue_609 wrote:bring in 80,000 US marines
20,000 NATO
20,000 amisom
20,000 arab league troops

to get rid of al shabab, terrorists, warlords, islamic nd clan militias etc etc and restore peace.
:up: you deserve 2 b a president :rose:
thnx :rose:
just tryin to do my job :up:
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Blue_609 wrote:bring in 80,000 US marines
20,000 NATO
20,000 amisom
20,000 arab league troops

to get rid of al shabab, terrorists, warlords, islamic nd clan militias etc etc and restore peace.
140,000 foreigners who don't give a damn about Somali citizen and can't tell the difference from a civilian and a "bad guy". You think these guys will leave after they "help", look at Afghanistan and Iraq its a mess its worse off than before NATO came :down:
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Re: If you were to become Somalia President tomorrow.

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I would travel the world and collect money.
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