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Poor Abdisamad

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True story happened before the civil war in 1991, Mogadishu, Enjoy :up:

A Hutuking escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the Abdisamad out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Nabeela to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the Abdisamad tells Nabeela:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his Nabeela responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" :lol:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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Galia Horta did AbdiSamad rape you? :?
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NOT FUNNY :down:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81734853/

The big question is why were you googling for gay jokes?
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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abdalla11 wrote:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81734853/

The big question is why were you googling for gay jokes?
lol,good question, :lol: :down:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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^^qosol gariir sidii love arax la siiyay, :|
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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well u called galia an idiot in her other thread now she is after ur blood :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't be mad at me because I found the joke funny you little flip flopping bitch. :lol: :lol:
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union wrote:Don't be mad at me because I found the joke funny you little flip flopping bitch. :lol: :lol:
This is not even funny,,your only laughing fake laughs, and the joke is on you :lol:
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Nomand wrote:well u called galia an idiot in her other thread now she is after ur blood :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but really it was a retarded thread, :down:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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More realistic story is " Galia used to be sevant for Abdismad back in Mogadishu, when the USC came and abdi fleed, Galia though she was going to have the house, but then came the good Islamist " Melo" and raped Galia and then looted the house, now they are both living in Denmark working for Abdisamad, the moral of the story is Abdisamad will always be your maste :clap: r
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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abdisamad3 wrote:^^qosol gariir sidii love arax la siiyay, :|
:lol: :lol: Adbidsamad nagadaa ninyoho qosol ayaad nagu dhishey :lol:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Poor Abdisamad

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i will be happy from slicing your jewishloving throat :up:
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