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Will Basra Find Hyper?

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It has been a while since Lady Basra has seen her odeey Sheikh Hyper. She has been searching for her husband for a while, she even holding hostage his glasses in order for him to return to her. Lady Basra decided to call around the neighborhood looking for her beloved husband, even staking out the local mosques. In a fantastic coincident, as Lady Basra was in the market searching for the best goat liver to cook for her other secret sugar daddy---Sheikh sheikh Cabdi Umal she happen to see Voltage-- a cousin of Hyper.

Basra : Hallooow Vo-- so nice to see you! (hugs the shy vo--who hates hugs and immediately detaches himself from her)

Vo: good to see you sister in law. How have you been behaving?

B: Oh Vo, i have not seen my husband for a long time, have you seen him?

Vo: Yes-- he called me from a different number this morning. Hold on let me call him

B: :oops: :oops: :)

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring


Hyper: Cough Cough.......Assalaam Aleikum warahmatulaah wabaraakatu---waakumee?\


Vo: its me bro---are you okey?


Hyper: im good indeer, what about you? Didnt we talk this morning?


Vo: Your wife and many people are looking for you Odeey. Whats the matter.


Hyper: :lol: :lol: :lol: voltage. wallah wan qoslay. wahad is tiri tolow odeygi hyper miyo so yara washay


Vo: hyper-- Walaal--why are u laughing too much and all over a sudden? Are you okey? Have you gone mad? :o

Hyper: Istaqfurulaah---bro--i am fine. I just want to lay low. My wife is hunting for me like crazy. She wants sex 24 hours and i only have one gu.s, i cant work that yaqqeee. She needs quraan.


Vo: :lol: :lol: :lol:


B: What? What did he say? Why are you laughing? :|


Hyper: Who else is looking for me? My Somali adeers? :|

Vo: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hyper: wah walba dakeena ka filo. bal beenta inta la ek maha o geeyay


Basra grabs the phone from Vo by force and speaks to Hyper.


B: Waryaa----Where the HELL are you? Come home NOW!!! :x :x :x


Hyper: inalilaah ------Hyper faints. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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is this boring? :lol: Lets see if hyper will appear now. :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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Lol, not one of your best Basra.
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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Lol@london

u see, i have to be inspired on the spot. If i observe something right away, i can write quickly and make it a masterpiece. Sorry, i tried. :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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:lol: :lol:

Naaya we found a Nice, Decent, Young & Innocent cousin for Hyper, Habaaryahay he is about to Divorce you. :twisted:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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:lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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I am glad my marehaan in laws find this comedy funny! Where is hyper yaqee?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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The funny thing is how she's on spot with the use of 'h' instead of 'x' when imitating how hyper writes. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

Post by Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE »

Hyper, the shy kid is probably avoiding this topic :lol:

Naya Basra pedo..stop stalking the kid :lol:
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Re: Will Basra Find Hyper?

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hyper is not seen yet? what is the matter with the Sheikh? :lol: :lol:
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