The Hottest Jamn in Nairobi - So Damn Relevant

[AbdiWahab252]

Bruno Mar's: GRENADE

Nairobi needs more Bruno Mars madafockas who will scoop them shidz up.

[Niya]

Lol! Nice song! I like his other song too....Just the way u are.

[Alphanumeric]

Nairobi needs more Bruno Mars madafockas who will scoop them shidz up.

What? :\

[AbdiWahab252]

Niya,

Its getting thick in the Green City in the Sun. I am more comfortable in Xamar Cadeey or even Galkayo than Nairobi at the moment. These Kenyatii will go Hotel Rwanda on the Skinnies.

[Murax]

Abdiwahab I heard Kenya is crazy now man. This is their first war ever, and these Kenyatis are on the streets all ready to fight. I'm telling You if Kenya starts sustaining casualties then it looks like those skinny Somalis are gonna get real acquainted with the Machette pretty soon

[qoraxeey]

Nairobi is doing ok . lol

[Murax]

This Kenyan alone can probably kill 5 skinnies with His barehands at once

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,


The Kenyatti has brute strength but is cowardly. The Skinny has less physical prowess but has heart. Its like a cougar vs. a wolverine. Heart will always win.

Btw, I remember how these skinnies disarmed a Kenyatti copper and took his weapon from him after ambushing him in an alley. The poor guy went around Eastliegh begging for his weapon or he would go to prison if he didn't return it at the end of his shift.

[Murax]

Btw, I remember how these skinnies disarmed a Kenyatti copper and took his weapon from him after ambushing him in an alley. The poor guy went around Eastliegh begging for his weapon or he would go to prison if he didn't return it at the end of his shift.

LMAO


Do Kenyan police come to Eastleigh?

[BlackVelvet]

Kenya nchi nzuri hakuna matata, wageni wetu wema hawana matata.

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

They do. But don't dare to hit certain estates for fear of getting ambushed.


Shiid, I remember the infamous Shiftas of the early 1980s. These modafockas used to rob police stations in NFD.


Our Somali Homeland Infantry Forces Terrorizing Adoons (SHIFTA) will come out victors against the flat nosers.


BlackVelvet,


Askari wa Kenya wame enda sehmu Malaika wana ogopa ku enda.

[Murax]

Abdiwahab,

How do You think the Kenyans will act with the locals once in Kismaayo. Will they be more brutal than the Ethiopians?

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

You actually think they can make it to Kismayo Warya, they are already running out of gas and essential supplies. They are beginning to steal fuel from innocent motorists.

[AbdiWahab252]

Nairobi is doing ok . lol

[Beans]

Abdiwahab I heard Kenya is crazy now man. This is their first war ever, and these Kenyatis are on the streets all ready to fight. I'm telling You if Kenya starts sustaining casualties then it looks like those skinny Somalis are gonna get real acquainted with the Machette pretty soon

Exaggeration at it is best.

There is little tension among the two sides but there is nothing happening there.Business as usual.