Hypeer: Haalaaawww waa kumee
Qora: Cough Cough...abaahaa waas its me dhukaa. I am kinda bored. How are u?
Hyper: I am fine Alhamdhulilaah. I just completed Salat-ul- dhuhur...
Qora: Mashaalaah i have not prayed myself, maybe i should go now.
Hyper: Yes, tafadhaal please. GO pray, i dont want dhaambi. I dont want to be your sheydaan.
Qora: Before i go, do u think its ok for me to marry an adoon muslim Sheikh, i seem to NOT find a good somali husband and i am running out of time.
Hyper: I cant comment--walaal---i dont want any dhaambi.
Qora: Oh come on walaal , i cannot believe u will not help a sister out.
Hyper: Whisper. Looks left and right---- Ragga madoowgaa waxaay moodaan "sex machine". Subaxii markaay soo kacaan wejigooda maxaa ku fool xumo ah. Ileen isha hoosteeda waxbaay soo marsadaan. Down under(na) koleey waay ka darantahay. Markaay cabaan waay isku darsamaan. Markaa inaa adeer--- I caution u very humbly.
Qora:
Hyper: COough COugh u r welcome. Now go pray, and let me pray an extra Salat---to Cleanse myself of constructive gossip. Inaalilaaaah.


