I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE WEDDING OF..

[Beans]

^^^ I am not gonna see him for couple of days,that will get him to forget it.

[Lillaahiya]

^ I'mma remind him

[Twist]

Lil, don't listen to her. I never took any of those Viagra bills she gave me (she and I know meesha ay ka soo xadday anyway, shhhh) and just pretended I took them. There's a reason why I did that but I wont get into it & dish our dirt in public like she did.


Beans, always grow some horns when you see Lush. This witch will go away and disappear, like she always does, and you & I will be stuck together forever marka adigoo isu soo cararaayo oo leh, "Xaaji Twist, xabiibi, xayaati, xaaladda ka waran?", trying to xod-xodaneyning yaanan ku arkin.

[Beans]

Lil, don't listen to her. I never took any of those Viagra bills she gave me (she and I know meesha ay ka soo xadday anyway, shhhh) and just pretended I took them. There's a reason why I did that but I wont get into it & dish our dirt in public like she did.


Beans, always grow some horns when you see Lush. This witch will go away and disappear, like she always does, and you & I will be stuck together forever marka adigoo isu soo cararaayo oo leh, "Xaaji Twist, xabiibi, xayaati, xaaladda ka waran?", trying to xod-xodaneyning yaanan ku arkin.

Waxaas waa labolabo biloowgeed.People utter those words?

[Twist]

Normal people, yeah. But again, you're exceptional to that rule so no surprise there.

[Beans]

In that case,i am very glad to be abnormal.

Yakh yakhsi badaan dadka.

[Twist]

How is it yaq-yaqsi for someone to say romantic words to the person they love? Wallee your heart must be beyond hardened, it's stainless steel now. lol

[Beans]

Stainless being the keyword.

U mean i cant dislike mushy romance without ma heart being ice cold?

[Twist]

*Damn! I should have thought about that wording.* I meant to say, 'stain-full'

That's right. Being in love/romantic means being halfway nacas-nacas so you're either romantic (somehow nacas) or unromantic.

[Beans]

I must be missing the romance bone in me.Look on the bright side,he is gonna save on ish like flowers and whatever women drool over these days.

[Twist]

He might save those few bucks from those small things (which mean a lot for many women) but that will result in both of you losing something bigger. When boredom kicks you've to be ready to spice things up, and for women to do that they need those bloody flowers and gifts so what other strategies do you have in mind to use? I am just trying to learn here, that's all.