He ran from the Prayer

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Re: He ran from the Prayer

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UlteriorMotive wrote:Don't jump to conclusions my friend.

It is a humorous story from a well-known Islamic book.

Laugh at this:

Jokes should not involve verses from the Qur’aan, hadith, or any of fundamentals of Islam. Unfortunately, some people tell jokes about the verses of the Qur’aan, Prophets, angels, or they make fun of the Hijaab, the beard, etc. This is the most dangerous as it can make a person a Kaafir, EVEN IF YOU ARE ONLY JOKING.

Sheikh Al-‘Uthaymeen said: “One who mocks Allah, His verses, His signs or His Messengers is a disbeliever because this action nullifies belief.”

Rasulullah (SAW) said: “A slave (of Allah) would utter a word, without paying attention to it, which would result in him going down into the Hellfire further than the distance between the east and the west.” (Muslim)


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Re: He ran from the Prayer

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Again, no one is making fun of the qu'ran.

It is a short story from an ISLAMIC BOOK by Abdul-Malik Mujahid.

The joke is on the bedouin and his ignorance.

I cannot make it any clearer than this.
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Re: He ran from the Prayer

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hargaysaay wrote:miyaydaan maqlin sadexdii nin ee sxbka ahaa ee intay lacag ururiyeen masaajid wada dhisay laba kamida ibrahim iyo muuse ayaa la yidhaa
salaadii jimce ee masajidka lagu furay ayuu imamku akhriyey suurada ay ku jirto ayat (suxufi ibraahima wa muusa) ninkii sadexaad intuu saladi ka baxay buu yidhi labadii kale sheegte inaga maxaad iiga reebtay
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Re: He ran from the Prayer

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UlteriorMotive wrote:Again, no one is making fun of the qu'ran.

It is a short story from an ISLAMIC BOOK by Abdul-Malik Mujahid.

The joke is on the bedouin and his ignorance.

I cannot make it any clearer than this.

"Jokes should not involve verses from the Qur’aan, hadith, or any of fundamentals of Islam".
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Re: He ran from the Prayer

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Moral of the story? Don't take the qu'ran too seriously.
this is possibly the most retarded thing i've ever read
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