cagdheer jokes

[HooBariiska]

Nin ogadeen ah baa intuu hargeisa yimi, ayuu arkay cream(creamka jidka la marsado") oo guri dhex yaala

markaasu yidhi "dhega ileen idoor waxan bay roodhida marsadeen", roodhidii intuu marsaday oo uu laabtay ayuu ka juqsiiyey

another ogadeen man comes to hargeisa, buys all the necessary things for miyi life. after he buys all the neccesity, he had spare change so he decides to buy some brand new shoes
as he goes back, he puts the new shoes in a bokarad he was carrying and puts it in his shoulder,then starts walking back to miyi
after 30 mins walking from hargeisa, a broken bottle along side of the road opens his foot into two, markaasu yidhi
"aggah hadaan xidhan lahaa, labay u kala jabi lahayd kabtan cusubi"

[Eaglehawk]

not funny, try again johny

[afisoone]

Labo nin ogaadeen ayaa miyiga laga keenay. kadibna school ayaa la geeyay. Classka ayee soo galeen. Macalinkii ayaa u bilaabay abcdefg. Markay fadhiyeen adiga in 45 daqiiqo ah. Ayaa mid kamid ah dhahay.

Agah meeshu waa xarigee. war nimanku qol beyba nagu soo xiireenee.

Kii kale soo booday oo dhahay.

Waxaaba igu daran ninkaan waalan oo noola soo xareeyay oo maanta dhan ku haayo abcdefgh

War naga mari meesha agah. Waa madadaale meeesha. Wey iskaga carareen.

[metamorphosis]

The second jokes from juxxa when he washed his qamiis and left it outside. During the a strong wind came and took the qamiis from where it was to a place a bit further then juxa said”alaylahee nin caaqil baan ahay, hadaan xalay qamiiskaa ku dhex jiri lahaa ogoow dabaysha qamiiska halkaa ku turtay ana haljaas bay igu ridi lahay oo lafahaygana way burburi lahaayeen” be original timo case.