THE BIGGEST WTF POST IN SOMALINET HISTORY!?!?!?!

[Colonel]

haa cabdoow waa sheeko run ah oo dhacday. Brings back delightful memories.

[Nomand]

[Lillaahiya]

Slife's resident nin waalan weeyan. Schizophrenia bu qaba ee ha u bixin dad yahow.

[Thuganomics]

That reminded me of this story:

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?"

[Pwani]

[Rabshoole]

[eliteSomali]

Slife's resident nin waalan weeyan. Schizophrenia bu qaba ee ha u bixin dad yahow.

Schizophrenia adiga hakuugu dhuco epilepsynia ku darso for the two happen simultaneously.

[FarhanYare]

[Lillaahiya]

Slife's resident nin waalan weeyan. Schizophrenia bu qaba ee ha u bixin dad yahow.

Schizophrenia adiga hakuugu dhuco epilepsynia ku darso for the two happen simultaneously.

Looooooooool

Habaarka intaas le'eg muxuu ahaa? Nabiga ku salli!

[Alphanumeric]

Slife's resident nin waalan weeyan. Schizophrenia bu qaba ee ha u bixin dad yahow.

Schizophrenia adiga hakuugu dhuco epilepsynia ku darso for the two happen simultaneously.

[Lillaahiya]

^ Kan na eeg. Alla dadka xaasidsana

[Alphanumeric]

Lol, hi

[Lillaahiya]

Why cant Rihanna tell jokes?














































Because Chris Brown beat her to the punch

[Alphanumeric]

[eliteSomali]

Slife's resident nin waalan weeyan. Schizophrenia bu qaba ee ha u bixin dad yahow.

Schizophrenia adiga hakuugu dhuco epilepsynia ku darso for the two happen simultaneously.

Looooooooool

Habaarka intaas le'eg muxuu ahaa? Nabiga ku salli!

Kaad soo tuurtay ma arkin miyaa? I said hakuugu dhocho whereas you said waan qabaa. acuudbilah kaaga iga daran.


Alpha: I take it as your Somali is improving.