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[zingii]

Cop: "son your eyes are red, have you been drinking"?

Drunk: "your eyes are glazed,have you been eating doughnuts"?

[kambuli]

Wife: I am going to a party, I need to buy a new evening dress.

Husband: Why don't you wear one of the plenty that are in your closet..You have way too many dresses sitting there..

Wife: My friends saw all these already as I used them before..

Husband : Then let us move to a new neigborhood so you can start over all again dressing with your evening wear

[union]

A lion and a cheetah had a race, and the cheetah beat the lion, and the lion got mad and said "you cheetah" and the cheetah was like "nah, you lion"

Two nuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

[zingii]

[barbarossa]

A peevish one-eyed physician asked a sick man, "How are you?" He replied, "As you see me." The physician said, "If you are as I see , then half of you is dead."

[zingii]

A peevish one-eyed physician asked a sick man, "How are you?" He replied, "As you see me." The physician said, "If you are as I see , then half of you is dead."

That's just cold.

[zingii]

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own son's grandfather! And you think you have family problems

[barbarossa]

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own son's grandfather! And you think you have family problems

And I thought it I had it bad!!! A good one Zingii.

[barbarossa]

A person called on a cross-grained fellow who said, " I am not at home." The visitor laughingly said, "You are fibbing, for I hear your voice." "You good for-nothing," he replied, "if my servant said it you would have believer him, am I not more worthy of believe than he?

[1-Londoner]

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.

[Thuganomics]

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Zingi

[fighter]

(Older Somali couple having sex)

Wife: Waar sii fiicaan oo geeli

[zingii]

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Zingi

Share seemed inapropriate.

[barbarossa]

A cowardly pugilist was being continually pounded by his adversary, he cried out, "I beg of you, not all at once."