Sheeko iyo bashaal thread

[TheblueNwhite]

Gabar Soomaali ah oo shaarbo (moustache) leh ayaan arkey shaley. Guriga aan tagey ayey joogtey, inaan weydiiyo sababta ay iskaga jari la'dahay ayaan damcay mar hadana waan ka xishoodey. gabdhaha guriga degan mid ka mid ah ayaan weydiiyey instead. Waxay igu tiri, ma aqaan walaaloow.

Marka anigoo yaaban ayaan iskaga dhaqaaqey gurigii. Gabar cad waaye hadana shaaribka meel dheer ayaa la arkaayaa, bal ka sheekee. Ma shukaansan lahayd gabar shaarbo leh?

[zingii]

Waxaad aragtay malaha waa (xaad thick ah).

[waryaa]

nin baan ku iri heblayo (xaaskiisa) inay dhali rabto maanan ogeen. Wuxuu iigu jawabay uur male ee sideedey u calool weyntahay

[zingii]

[waryaa]

zingi, sometimes we need to lay down the armor and just have some time...

[zingii]

zingi, sometimes we need to lay down the armor and just have some time...

At times bro at time, at times.
Imagine standing next to few xalimos and all of a sudden you hear a skweaky loud fart and they all laugh afterwards. They were tightly sitting next to each other that i couldn't tell which one of them released it. I simply walked from the area before the smell reached me.

[eliteSomali]

Last night I met a somali christian. I overheard him talking about he's muslim and christian at the same time.This is how our convo went.

Me: adeer ma muslim baad tahay mise gaal?

Him: Muslim baan ahay laakiin kanisdana waan aadaa

Me: adeer diinta muslimka ah magac kaliyah laguma noqdo

Him: Adeer adiga naar baad gali akhiro

Me: adeer ma cabtaa khamriga?

Him: haaa waxaan cabayaa mudo 42 sano ah. waxaan bilaaway 1968

Me: Adeer caruurtaada maxay ka leeyihiin arintaas?

Him: adeer iyagaa fridgeka ii galiya khamriga.

Me: adeer khamriga waa dambi.

Him: khamriga dambi ma'aha. Cumar iyo abu bakarba way kaban jireen.

Me: meeqa caruur baad leedahay?

Him: 7

Me: wax gabar ah maku jiraan?

HIm: inaad cunto maad rabtaa adeer? haa way ku jiraan

Me: adeer maya ee waan iska kaa waydiye

Him: Maya adeer waa caadi, hadaad si fiican u soo cunto, adaa leh.

Adeer: guur diyaar uma ahi hada

him: yaa guur sheegay, aniga hadaad iyada faraxsan ii keento adaa leh baan ka waday.

Me: haye waayahay adeer waan u imaan doonaa.

[waryaa]

lol@ the gas u made the right decision by leaving quietly. never provoke a pack of somali cats...

elite in canada? I heard there's an old somali man who drinks publicly and lets his kids bring home boy/girlfriends.

[eliteSomali]

Nah bro. I live in da USA. Odaygan waa mid waalan. HE tried to convince me that all you need to be a muslim is love the prophet and allah. He was like there is a hadith that says prayers arent necessary and when I inquired him of the hadiths, he was like if I tell you, you'll become gaal also.

[AbdiWahab252]

Nah bro. I live in da USA. Odaygan waa mid waalan. HE tried to convince me that all you need to be a muslim is love the prophet and allah. He was like there is a hadith that says prayers arent necessary and when I inquired him of the hadiths, he was like if I tell you, you'll become gaal also.

77

Was told the same thing by another odeey I met in Nairobi. Man drinks but is a scholar on the religion. He can out duel the imam.

[Lamagoodle]

Waxaan ayaan dhoweyd s(zab) la cunay odeyaal shaxaari ah. Sidii loo kaftameeyey ayuu mid talefoon u soo dhacay. Markuu dhigay ayuu yiri; walaahi beryahaan dhib ayaa i haaysta; islaantii maseeyr ayaa haayaa mar waliba waay i soo waci sidaay u ogaato meeshaan joogo.

Mid kale ayaa soo booday; war ninyahoow reer baadiyo ayaad tahay; aniga markaan shukaansi aadayo waxaan iraahdaa tabliiq ayaan aadayaa.

Mid kale ayaa soo booday; saaxibow taleefoonka meel waliba waa lagaa soo waci karaa;

Odeydii hore ayaa yiri; islaamaha waay ogyihiin in markii tabliiq lagu jiro aan taleefoonka laga jawaabi

[eliteSomali]

Nah bro. I live in da USA. Odaygan waa mid waalan. HE tried to convince me that all you need to be a muslim is love the prophet and allah. He was like there is a hadith that says prayers arent necessary and when I inquired him of the hadiths, he was like if I tell you, you'll become gaal also.

77

Was told the same thing by another odeey I met in Nairobi. Man drinks but is a scholar on the religion. He can out duel the imam.

Xactly. The oday was droppin' ayahs and complex hadiths daat I had to ask my wadaad friends to confirm. But he's a christian and constantly fears Xecution.

[AbdiWahab252]

Elite,

This one was ranting that it doesn't say anywhere in the quran how many times you have to pray. He also went on to talk about khamriga and stated it was DRUNKNESS that was forbidden not the alochol.

The odeey was a cool fellow with good looking daughters.

[waryaa]

lol - about shaxari odeys. Some Somali guys were having fun @ star bucks talking about the yummiest sex they had, etc. There was an old man listening the conversation from a distance without their knowledge. Then he joined in by saying "hadba kaa saarantaa u macaan". in other words, the best one is the one you are doing at the time. some oldies are very shaxare. He summed it up with one sentence

[zingii]

lol - about shaxari odeys. Some Somali guys were having fun @ star bucks talking about the yummiest sex they had, etc. There was an old man listening the conversation from a distance without their knowledge. Then he joined in by saying "hadba kaa saarantaa u macaan". in other words, the best one is the one you are doing at the time. some oldies are very shaxare. He summed it up with one sentence

Hadal xigmad leh buu sheekada ku soo xiray.