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Our Tent is Stolen!!!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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damn! this one is funny!
when he said look up the sky -he meant our tent is stolen -but this guy misuderstood -and he starts explaining the stars and the sky. Laughing
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its not that Funny man
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Post by Jakeem »

actually it's pretty funny if u know who Dr watson and sherlock homo is
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actually it's pretty funny if u know who Dr watson and sherlock homo is
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actually it's pretty darn funny if u know who Dr watson and sherlock homo is
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Post by YaYa-Eva »

I didnt read the whole becuz it's probably gonna waste my time reading that.But guessing from the replys it's pretty good. Smile

We tremble under the weight
Of the problems that hold us down
And when we start to collapse
There seems to be no one around


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