Is Farxiyo Kabayare Model?

[eliteSomali]

lool. Her number? first all did you notice how concerned and upset she sounded upon reading the thread. For a girl she doesn't even know? since I have her number, I blv dat was a warning a kinda poke at me saying dat shyt ain't cool in case her number is asked. But just cuz I hardly ever give a fock, I'll pm you her number.

[Twist]

My nigga! I never thought terrorizing anyone ever but I am willing to make Lush's life a living hell!

Miskiinta yaysan wal-wal la seexan waayin caawa ee aan ka qaleyno.

[eliteSomali]

she's overly timid n docile over the phone and in real life. she hardly ever ventures into the real world. she's confined to a little room with a computer and a rope; the rope, for an obvious reason, suicide in the event that she's abused. just a warning my friend. si tartiib ah oo sharaf ula shaakayso. dagaalkii sukeeye ayaa maskaxdeeda wax u dhimay ee make sure u don't push her over the dangerous edge she currently stands on.

[Tuushi]

Twist,seriously? All these years and u didnt even land her number? Wth man.

[Twist]

@ Ciise: In ay wax u dhiman yihiin horay waaban u ogaaye, armay ka soo yara roonaatay ayaan is lahaa. Weli way liic-liicaysaa miyaad leedahay? Rabbow na samato bixi.

@ Tush: Just her number? What are you talking about, Tush? She used to be my qudba-siro wifey & let her go markaan kala dharagnay, hence why she's mad at me 99 % of the time.

[Lillaahiya]

Cisse: LOL Hooked up with who? Or is that your way of getting back at me after you had no luck in the luuq, Mr. Xaasley with 2 kids

Twist: Dead @ qurbo sir wife. Kolba filim cusub jeebka ka soo saar.

Tushi: Ka nax oo sidda gabdhaha la shukaansado bar. Wey ka cadahay.

[Twist]

Qumayo, waa kuu subaxnimo Sabti ee maxaa internet-ka kugu soo asbaxiyey? Orodoo reerka laxooxda u samee, wax matarto yahey!

[eliteSomali]

First of all how does a man end up with two kids from two wives if he ain't got no game? says a lot about ma game doesn't it? but thisis your story.

You couldn't find a nigga for yourself so your mom and dad had to feel mercy on u. this is how it went "qoowdhan accent"

Your mom: tol'aye inantaydii gumays bay noqotay maxaan sameeyaa
Your dad: xalimo adigu isdaji inantu waa 32 jir ee.
Your mom: war tani cidna eegi maysee ee maxaa talo ah waryaa?
Your dad: anigu waxaan islahaa Maxamed ku dar markuu soo yar qaan gaadho...?
Your mom: maxamaed kee?
Your dad: dee ka yaroo walaalkaa dhalay ee ina abtigeed ah.
Your mom: jaw dee waa walaalkeed maad khafiiftay waryaahe?
Your dad: gaw dee tan cid kaloo damcaysaan jidhin ee waago markuu dilaaco baynu garta cida ula fariisan.
Your mom: Okay.

waa laguu qaraabo wakiilay markii cid kale oo hataa ku fiiriso la waayay duqda n now ur here talking about our game.

[Lillaahiya]

^ Don't catch feelings, catch flights boo. Same for you Twist.

[Twist]

Muhaha @ Ciise. Waad u dhameysay miskiintee!


Lillaahiya,

[eliteSomali]

^ Don't catch feelings, catch flights boo. Same for you Twist.

feelings I lack... ain't nothin' to catch.