Raindance ???? who might you be? maide moi? Oh i am vexed

I am Countess of beledweyne how could I possibly me a maid? Majeerteen women are the maids. You must be Mj right? a cismaan mahamood right? holy crap you are from the tribe that gives night shade a whole new meaning.
Allah Ba' ay Cadeey makes a hasty leave!!!!!