The end of an era, somalinet stories

[Tanker]

THE END OF AN ERA ,PART ONE

In a warm balmy night in December 1990 in Mogadishu the Somali capital an exciting and marvelous party is going on for the nations elite among them are the young Marehan General Voltage and his young cute wife OliveOil head of the "Somali Women Organisation" Voltage tells the guests to be quiet and begins his speech " Oh My Dear fellow countrymen JalleYaal after 21 years our beloved socialist revolutionary government has created significant economic and social progress in our beloved motherland Somalia.... one of the guests XimanJalle Director of Radio Mogadishu with its repetitive and boring songs " Father Siyad" " Nolow Jalle Siyad" screams Viva Marehan Power! a young handsome man called Based a product of the enlightened Kacaan calms him down, Voltage is clearly embarrassed by the savage outcry from XimanJalle and continues his speech and " thats why jalleyaal we need to support Father Siyad" Everybody applauds him.... except a bald man in his late thirties AbdiWahab who stares at voltage with bitter eyes, the Jerberti rule disgusts him while he enjoys a luxury life provided by the Jerberti Regime... but then he smiles remembering how the USC rebels among them ,Hutuking, Blackvelvet, TheBlueNWhite, is advancing towards Mogadishu that an area of jerberti rule will soon come to end.... The presidents first wife Mama Nabeela once a strong women now weakened has appointed Advo as her intelligence chief she questioned him have you defeated the USC rebels? yes yes yes he says little does she know that he have spend the last 6 months partying in the nigths clubs of Europe...gunshots are heard..... continues......

[CaliBurco]

You suck, combuterka iska bakhtii.

[Skippa]

The story will get interesting as soon as the hero (me) enters the scene and shoots everyone dead

[Tanker]

The story will get interesting as soon as the hero (me) enters the scene and shoots everyone dead

I promise you will be in part two with the SNM

[Based]

I can imagine my friend Ximan vigorously sieg heiling throughout the speech

[Tanker]

I can imagine my friend Ximan vigorously sieg heiling throughout the speech

Did you like the story?

[Based]

Not bad, though in the next part I expect to play a bigger role than just being a pretty face

[Tanker]

Not bad, though in the next part I expect to play a bigger role than just being a pretty face

you are actually propaganda minister for the government

[Skippa]

Tanker,

The SNM never made it to Xamar (unless you're writing an epic story that spans the entire somali peninsula); Why don't you make me an international spy supersleuth hero professor revolutionary chef, a man of mystery and all around good guy with a Big iron on his hip and a double barrelled cannon in his briefs…I think that would give readers a tiny glimpse of my most humble abilities

[Hyperactive]

Tanker,

The SNM never made it to Xamar (unless you're writing an epic story that spans the entire somali peninsula); Why don't you make me an international spy supersleuth hero professor revolutionary chef, a man of mystery and all around good guy with a Big iron on his hip and a double barrelled cannon in his briefs…I think that would give readers a tiny glimpse of my most humble abilities

my friend skippa illen can be funny.

war oday hyper na o 7erty ow boraale ah bal so daa.

[Thuganomics]

[Based]

Tanker,

The SNM never made it to Xamar (unless you're writing an epic story that spans the entire somali peninsula); Why don't you make me an international spy supersleuth hero professor revolutionary chef, a man of mystery and all around good guy with a Big iron on his hip and a double barrelled cannon in his briefs…I think that would give readers a tiny glimpse of my most humble abilities

I think the pertinent question here is what set is you banging?

[Skippa]

Salaam Calaykum young nephew Hyper. Waa la'iska waala sometimes so maha??? Khayr iyo caafimaad ayaan kuu rajaynayaa insha'Allah

[Skippa]

I think the pertinent question here is what set is you banging?

Everyone and anyone bro...I don't take no prisoners. I don't "cabudhi" nobody...My aim is well true and I do it 'til I'm through it.

[MujahidAishah]

snet version of 50 shades of grey starring Skippa and his pipi