I was so mad at this guy names john at my workplace I literally wanted to give a scartch his eyes out. I was at work as usual doing my thang. And this is how the conversation went.
John: Hello Cadeey how are you?
Cadeey: I am fine thanks! Thank God its Friday.*Smiles*
John: Cadeey I have been wondering since you never told me where are you from?
Cadeey: Didnt I tell you john? Have a guess?
John: I have no idea thats why I am asking!
Cadeey: Just try---(Iidot cant he see I am african)
John: Cadeey Seriously I have no clue
Cadeey: Okay I am from Africa
John: AFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRICA (yells it out everyone turns around)
Cadeey: Yes john why are you shocked?
John: Cadeey you are too pretty to be african
Cadeey: laughing

John I am from Somalia

I am Somalian.
Okay I do call myself somalian I dont know why?