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Another --Perfect Orgasmic 18th century letter..

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Dear Adali,

I know you don't know me, but I do know you. I met you in one of the unnamed Marehaan Weekend aroos where you stood in the corner, with your 'boyz'-- looking suspicious and bored. I guessed correct, that this was not your usual scene, so right away I felt something for you. Then, you walked around the room, both of your hands in your pocket, strolling on our women side. Most of the women in the room were struck by your good features, one even declared- for a marehaan-- you sure are a rarity. You winked at me-- and I did not wink right away as I was shocked and honored that you would pick me among the beauties in the room. Then, I tried to wink back, but I could not. NOT that I didn't want to, but I couldn't successfully wink. I kept on closing both of my eyes, instead of just one eye---anyway,--- Eedo--hyper slapped me on my cute, blushy chubby cheeks and saved me from strenuous, labor activity. Anyway, --dearest handsome Sade Adali---can u send me a note on what venue is best to meet and possibly copulate our passion?




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:lol:
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Dear Lady Basra,

I thank you for your note, I wished it was a letter, but a brief, very pleasing note will do. I do remember you, I winked at you. Your face was beautiful and angelic. I was charmed by your innocence, I could smell it from the distant position I was standing: Indeed, I did wink at you, and I do apologize if it was rude or indecorous of me. Your graceful walk, your very dark eyes, with its bushy well manicured eye brows caused me a momentary blood rush. I was charmed by your entire person, and your perfume was heavenly-even from nine yards away. Yes, I do need to meet you, very soon, first I want to kiss your hand, lay my coat on the ground for you to walk on, and then we can go to my friend Mrs Hyper---who has agreed to lend us, her home for a night'- in which the business of copulation is scheduled to happen hence there after. I do ask that you bring the best sexy lingerie that has feathers and stiletto shoes,-- I am --I have to confess, very very very horny at this moment.


PS: Mrs Hypers ONLY asks us to be quite during the act of copulation as she has a reputation to upheld.



Yours Marehaan Sade Adali.
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Dear Lady Basra,


My cousin has asked me to lend him and yourself my Devonshire home for a night. I have thus agreed, and would be spending a night with my sister Salool and her Jiis husband---Sheikh Advo. I do hope everything is to your satisfactory. However, I must ask you to be discreet and quite upon your stay as my neighbors are very nosey. Also, make sure u confess your sins after finishing your business, I am very uncomfortable for helping the two of you commit a sin, but I do understand the force of passion, and I was once --young like you love birds. MY cousin is lucky to have your affections--please do have a hot fun.


Your sister in Islam, and future same qabil

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Dear Adali,


I have changed my mind. Upon careful consideration I withdraw my request. I think I loved the idea of paper love, but not the actual act. Body fluids and the act of copulation is messy and disgusting. Your note did not help either- it bespoke of indecorous erection, and vulgar words like 'horny'---not to mention, receiving a note from your disastrous, unscrupulous cousin of yours- Mrs Hyper. I must bid you good bye and wish you a happy copulation with a Marehaan equal.



Yours, very untruly, Lady Basra.

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basra :dj: :dj: :dj:
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LOL@original & Adali


u two are so cute. :clap:
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thanks for that basra it was very entertaining. :lol:
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Basra, are you ok?

i am very worried about your well being!
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Awwwww Adali-----u r feri welcome dear. :clap:



Baraka--- :whoa: really? How so macaanto. :eat:
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orgasmic aaaaaa basra waa ku sidee :whoa:
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faraax how is Australia macaanto? :dj:
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