I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
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I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
A preacher for a catering equipment manufacturer
What will they think of next
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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..
what is this place?

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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
I will only preach to the ladies or Burco...starting with aishawaqooyiFarIyoAlif wrote:Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..what is this place?
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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
correction its reverend Colonel Onyango waa baadari aad iyo aad diinta masiixiga uu fidiyo.FarIyoAlif wrote:Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..what is this place?

Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
FarIyoAlif wrote:Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..what is this place?

Father FarIyoAlif, i heard the archbishopofBurco wants to establish a meeting with the Elders of the Church of Snet, Desmond Hutu and Pastor Colonel...Minister Warpriest (nee Warsheekh) is due to hold a sermon at Saint Grandpakhalifs of Magdalene after a short communion...they are afraid of the heretic Quaker movement led by ex-Puritan Somali-star and are calling in Millenarian armed forces led by Sir AbdiWahab of the evangelical school of thought to quench the rebellion. On other news, born again clergy Xiinow of Mozambique has been denied baptism for his child after a unanimous decision held by the Elders of the Church to deport him back, the Gospel whisperers Lady Basra and Lady Hydrogen claimed he was of unclean stock originally from the Bantu persuasion. Xiinow has ever since cut all ties and accuses the Elders of the Church of Satanism..

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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
Somaliman_50 wrote:FarIyoAlif wrote:Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..what is this place?
Father FarIyoAlif, i heard the archbishopofBurco wants to establish a meeting with the Elders of the Church of Snet, Desmond Hutu and Pastor Colonel...Minister Warpriest (nee Warsheekh) is due to hold a sermon at Saint Grandpakhalifs of Magdalene after a short communion...they are afraid of the heretic Quaker movement led by ex-Puritan Somali-star and are calling in Millenarian armed forces led by Sir AbdiWahab of the evangelical school of thought to quench the rebellion. On other news, born again clergy Xiinow of Mozambique has been denied baptism for his child after a unanimous decision held by the Elders of the Church to deport him back, the Gospel whisperers Lady Basra and Lady Hydrogen claimed he was of unclean stock originally from the Bantu persuasion. Xiinow has ever since cut all ties and accuses the Elders of the Church of Satanism..

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Meanwhile Friar Somaliman50, of the St. Assisi order of Galahareeri has plead to the the Synod in Rome to send a delegation to mediate the feud. In a 5 page letter sent to the Vatican, Friar Somaliman50, plead that the Synod help end this feud which threatens the small Catholic minority on SNET:
"Dear Holy Father,
The Somalinet flock is facing discontent and tension due to infighting among the leadership. If left to grow, it could lead to a permanent schism on a destructive scale not seen since the Schism which tore Rome and Constantinople apart. The small growing flock faces many trials and tribulations like the Early Church but one in the midst of enemies eager to extinguish the followers of the Messiah. Oh blessed Father, kindly mediate among the leadership so that the flock is perserved and the light of Christ shines in this land full of heathen darkness. May this message reach you in good health and spirits.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Friar Somaliman50, The St. Assisi Order of Galahareeri.
"Dear Holy Father,
The Somalinet flock is facing discontent and tension due to infighting among the leadership. If left to grow, it could lead to a permanent schism on a destructive scale not seen since the Schism which tore Rome and Constantinople apart. The small growing flock faces many trials and tribulations like the Early Church but one in the midst of enemies eager to extinguish the followers of the Messiah. Oh blessed Father, kindly mediate among the leadership so that the flock is perserved and the light of Christ shines in this land full of heathen darkness. May this message reach you in good health and spirits.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Friar Somaliman50, The St. Assisi Order of Galahareeri.
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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
Somaliman_50 wrote:FarIyoAlif wrote:Reverend Desmond hutu, Imaam Colonel and now Archbishop of Burco..what is this place?
Father FarIyoAlif, i heard the archbishopofBurco wants to establish a meeting with the Elders of the Church of Snet, Desmond Hutu and Pastor Colonel...Minister Warpriest (nee Warsheekh) is due to hold a sermon at Saint Grandpakhalifs of Magdalene after a short communion...they are afraid of the heretic Quaker movement led by ex-Puritan Somali-star and are calling in Millenarian armed forces led by Sir AbdiWahab of the evangelical school of thought to quench the rebellion. On other news, born again clergy Xiinow of Mozambique has been denied baptism for his child after a unanimous decision held by the Elders of the Church to deport him back, the Gospel whisperers Lady Basra and Lady Hydrogen claimed he was of unclean stock originally from the Bantu persuasion. Xiinow has ever since cut all ties and accuses the Elders of the Church of Satanism..

The demons in Snet are getting out of hand, where is OhCashoIsOnYou when you need him.

Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Meanwhile Friar Somaliman50, of the St. Assisi order of Galahareeri has plead to the the Synod in Rome to send a delegation to mediate the feud. In a 5 page letter sent to the Vatican, Friar Somaliman50, plead that the Synod help end this feud which threatens the small Catholic minority on SNET:
"Dear Holy Father,
The Somalinet flock is facing discontent and tension due to infighting among the leadership. If left to grow, it could lead to a permanent schism on a destructive scale not seen since the Schism which tore Rome and Constantinople apart. The small growing flock faces many trials and tribulations like the Early Church but one in the midst of enemies eager to extinguish the followers of the Messiah. Oh blessed Father, kindly mediate among the leadership so that the flock is perserved and the light of Christ shines in this land full of heathen darkness. May this message reach you in good health and spirits.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Friar Somaliman50, The St. Assisi Order of Galahareeri.


We have no choice but to join and be devout members of the Quaker movement. Long Live Somali-star-of-David (nee Somali-star)
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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
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War sxb maxataa anaa? War nimanyahow yaa illaahay yaqaana.Somaliman_50 wrote:It seems the faithful minority at Galhareeri have been condemned to a lifetime of persecution once their cries were ignored after a messenger from the Vatican by name of AgentofThePope (nee AgentofChaos) has sent them the invoice from the Father,
We have no choice but to join and be devout members of the Quaker movement. Long Live Somali-star-of-David (nee Somali-star)


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Re: I've been secretly assigned to b the bishop of Burco
Agent,
Do not become a Judas Iscariot !
Do not become a Judas Iscariot !

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