Onboard an airplane with engine problems

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Onboard an airplane with engine problems

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So 5 Somali guys from five different regions were onboard a plane flying to an undisclosed location, when all the sudden the plane experienced engine problems as the pilot was trying to hold the balance of the small airplane he asked the men to reduce the wait of the airplane by throwing out something excessive in their luggage they had plenty of back home.
One of the guys who was an Slander started to look in his luggage and throw out a sack full of the finest most delicious khat you can find in the whole world and he then mumbled with his mouth full those we have plenty of back in hargeeysa.
Then the next guy who was a Plander threw out cans full of tuna with lasqoray written all over on it and he then said those we have plenty of back home.
next guy who was reer kismayo looked in his bag and threw a can full of powder milk and said those we have plenty of back home.
The next guy who was reer gedo threw out a sack full of fresh quule and said there is plenty of it back home.
The last guy who was from Xamar looked nervously in his luggage looking for something he can throw out but nothing seemed unimportant enough to be thrown out, he stood up and walked right into the reer gedo guy knocked him out, and then throw him out of the airplane...
The other 4 guys looking shocked asked him why the fuck he did that. Then he replied we have plenty of cheerleaders where I come from.. :whoa:







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:lol: :lol: :lol: :up:

fuckin funny wlhi
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That guy was probably Grandmaxaliimo :lol: :lol:
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Ismaill87 wrote:That guy was probably Grandmaxaliimo :lol: :lol:
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Bad joke.
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:dead: :lol: :lol:
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Haha lame joke
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And this guy claims he grew up in Gedo. What a shame.
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:russ: :deadrose:
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[quote="TheAspiringMufti"]And this guy claims he grew up in Gedo. What a shame.[/quote]
Bal ma aragtay...waa caasigan inkaaran.
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:stylin: :stylin: :stylin: :stylin:
Now I gotta back and get me another Chiopotle; I focking dropped my burrito laughing so hard...Seriously.

But there is still hope for our Ilka-yar cousins......My uncle in Kismaayo was telling us that the savior of the Beesha Sade is Ugaar Xirsi and despite his young age, he has matured in short period. He fled Muqdisho, came to Doolow meeting and told Sade that their only hope today is to be with their people; not Culusow... :up:
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kkkkkkkkkkkkk you nailed it


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The last guy who was from Xamar looked nervously in his luggage looking for something he can throw out but nothing seemed unimportant enough to be thrown out, he stood up and walked right into the reer gedo guy knocked him out, and then throw him out of the airplane...
The other 4 guys looking shocked asked him why the fuck he did that. Then he replied we have plenty of cheerleaders where I come from.. :whoa:

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Galgadud governor Ciiyow endorses this.

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Re: Onboard an airplane with engine problems

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It would have been funny if the joke was not making fun of my people. I will laugh just this one time. :lol: This reminds me of this joke.

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