Facts from Abdi Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

America's first slave owner was a Black man

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Abdi "Slave Master Tyrone" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

Yahoo turned down down the chance to buy Google for $1 million in 1997

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Abdi "Stay Losing" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

California (37 million pop) has 58 more bars than Wisconsin (5 million pop)

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Abdi "I'm not drunk, I'm from Wisconsin" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

Its not 2013 in North Korea. The year is 102 because North Korea marks years from the birth of Kim Il Sung and not Jesus

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Abdi "Bizzaro World" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

Mortal Kombat is banned in Australia

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Abdi "Come Here!" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

South Korea Military routinely blasts K-Pop music with 11 sets of loud speakers towards the direction of North Korea on the heavily militarized border. North Korea has threatened to destroy the speakers with missiles but have yet to do so

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Abdi "Bakarah Market Style" Johnson

[BlackVelvet]

South Korea Military routinely blasts K-Pop music with 11 sets of loud speakers towards the direction of North Korea on the heavily militarized border. North Korea has threatened to destroy the speakers with missiles but have yet to do so

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Abdi "Bakarah Market Style" Johnson

lol this has to be made up

[AbdiJohnson]

BlackVelvet,

I only post the truth. The South Koreans regard it as psychological warfare

The founder of FedEx once saved the company by taking its last $5,000 and turning it into $32,000 by gambling in Las Vegas.

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Abdi "I Prefer Purolator" Johnson

[skywalker25]

The founder of Lamborghini was a business who specialised in making tractors. He bought a Ferrari but the car kept breaking down. So he went to see Enzo Ferrari and told him about his problems with his new Ferrari. Enzo dismissed his complaint and said to him; "You will never be able to drive a Ferrari, stick to your tractors. This dig left him fuming and he decided to make his own car company imaginative named Lamborghini.



Skywalker(abdijohnson ain't got shit on this)25

[AbdiJohnson]

Google's Error 404 page is the 33rd most visited website in the world

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Abdi "I Got More Where That Came From Nigga" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson

[AbdiJohnson]

It is a FELONY to own 6 or more dildos in the state of Texas according to the Penal Code of Texas (43.21 [a] [7] , 43.23 (a) and 43.23 [f])

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Abdi "Don't Live In A Red State" Johnson

[Lillaahiya]

According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson

[Vivacious]

According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson

Stop lying.

[AbdiJohnson]

Deeqa,

47 hrs and 15 mins to be exact

A language dies every two weeks

Coca Cola is sold everywhere but North Korea and Cuba due to of course US trade embargoe

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Abdi "Coke Zero is my Shit" Johnson