January
He is a mystical and near mythical creature, with abnormally long eyelashes and wide-eyes. Joins any club and endorses most humanitarian causes. He is a staunched feminist that supports the liberation struggle. Free hugs are his oxygen. [MenacetoSociety]
February
Charming yes, philandering possibly. He chats up women in rotation, although he has a controlling main lady capable of stopping traffic in a fit of rage to beat him down with a stiletto. Sounds like manslaughter. [Marques]
March
He Lives a private life, boxed into his studio apartment and spends his spear time collecting artifacts. Among his prized possessions - a pair of JC penny panty hose from the 80s. Hoarder or curator of all things women’s apparel? [ Rockstar/Insomniac]
April
Quarrelsome member that wears a tiny sombrero just to distinguish himself from the masses, he specializes in the art peacocking. And will display his feathers just to upstage you. [STARKAST]
May
Bold and dares to make a statement. Donning Somaliland colours on his knitted scarf daily. He’s among the loudest voice in his coffee shop clique and biggest Kulmiye supporter. [HooBariiska]
June
White Tee soiled with sugo stains are his trademark. Raw like (habeshi meat) and unabated when he speaks. His remarks are cutting, but can be deep. He can be risqué; unapologetically revealing bare ankles in three-quarter length pants. Eyebrow raise. [Perfect_Order]
July
Judge, Jury and executioner. He rules by royal decree so the truth is fictitious, unless he endorses it. Sire demands you kiss the ring and acquiesce to his whim. [MrPrestige]
August
Dapper and dignified. He has an upper stiff-lip and his humour is too high brow for commoners. He’s a closeted elitist. That frowns on the brain dead comedic stylings of Bevis and Butthead. He can’t seem to appreciate social decadence like the rest of us. [Geoseven]
September
Philosophical pondering and quandaries is his thing. His taste in music is morbid and melancholic. Normally mellow, but question his scientific paradigm and he will break your knees. Conform and you will be unharmed. [Alphanumeric]
October
Gentleman of the worst kind, he’s jovial and never serious. He has a permanent slasher smile that resembles Hassan Sheikh Mohamoud, so watch him closely. One of these days he’ll hack you to death. [AgentofChaos]
November
Instigator to the tenth degree that fans the flames to irritate members intentionally. Theatrical and amusing at times, but his neocon political leaning make him as popular as ceeb Cheney. [AbdiJohnson]
December
His formula for intelligence gathering is full proof; utter two lies and one truth in exchange for info. He ensures you do the fact checking for him, while he feeds you misinformation. [SecretAgent]
And who exactly is that? LOL @ manslaughter though, comical.
Don't be accusatory with me. I must say, you being serious will be a day of reckoning. 
