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Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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I did not believe it when Galol told me that he had a chain of pubs in Uzbekistan waiting for export to Xamar, but a trip to the Central Asian republic has proven that the secular Uzbek mujahideen there have rid their beautiful country of camel raping Wahabbi crooks and made it a paradise for Muslims to enjoy halal beer, barbecues, and babes. The Salafi boys are hunted like dogs and the police ensure that no Arab wannabee incites hatred against the Islamic values of liberty and freedom. I have not laughed so hard at their long faces since the Egyptian Ikhwaan were deposed and their followers given the machine gun treatment by the Lion of Islam Abdul Fatah al-Sisi.

Will these jokers ever learn? If they persecute liberal Muslims, when power changes hands, as power always must, the guillotine will be working overtime.

May Allah give Islam Karimov the highest station in Jannah al-Firdous for this:

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Re: Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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Halal beer?........What about batty business......is that halal in your sect too? :lol:
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Halal beer?........What about batty business......is that halal in your sect too? :lol:
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There is halal beer in Jannah saqajaanyahow. Rivers of wine. But there is no gaylordism. That is why our khalifa Islam Karimov waters Muslims with the best whiskey on tap.

The secular mujahideen will uphold Liberty, Equality, and Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.
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Re: Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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Liberal islam? Extremism on either end, how about following the Qur'an and sunnah?
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Islamic liberalism is a beautiful thing sweetie. We stand for Liberty, Equality, Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.

The future belongs to us.
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I'm liberal muslim too but this shyt is too much. May they return to the siraatul mustaqeem
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knowthyself wrote:There is halal beer in Jannah saqajaanyahow. Rivers of wine. But there is no gaylordism. That is why our khalifa Islam Karimov waters Muslims with the best whiskey on tap.

The secular mujahideen will uphold Liberty, Equality, and Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.
:lol: we haven't reached Jannah yet, what makes their beer and Bacardi Breezers halal? LOL
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Warsheekh wrote:I'm liberal muslim too but this shyt is too much. May they return to the siraatul mustaqeem
:MJ: how comes you know the qom nasheed
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knowthyself wrote:I did not believe it when Galol told me that he had a chain of pubs in Uzbekistan waiting for export to Xamar, but a trip to the Central Asian republic has proven that the secular Uzbek mujahideen there have rid their beautiful country of camel raping Wahabbi crooks and made it a paradise for Muslims to enjoy halal beer, barbecues, and babes. The Salafi boys are hunted like dogs and the police ensure that no Arab wannabee incites hatred against the Islamic values of liberty and freedom. I have not laughed so hard at their long faces since the Egyptian Ikhwaan were deposed and their followers given the machine gun treatment by the Lion of Islam Abdul Fatah al-Sisi.

Will these jokers ever learn? If they persecute liberal Muslims, when power changes hands, as power always must, the guillotine will be working overtime.

May Allah give Islam Karimov the highest station in Jannah al-Firdous for this:


:ehh:


These are the people that defeated Alexander the great. They should never bow down to Arab Wahhabism or Faggotism.



Indeed.. Liberty, Equality, Bacardi Breezer and Brandy for all. :up:
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:whew: that nasheed is dangerous breh it makes me wanna go on a jihad mission killing kuffaar . :lol:
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You aint heard a nasheed till youve heard al qowl qowl sawaarim :wow:
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Re: Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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:wow:

this one caadi mahan

seyfullah r.a :wow:

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Re: Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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Ismail87 wrote:
knowthyself wrote:There is halal beer in Jannah saqajaanyahow. Rivers of wine. But there is no gaylordism. That is why our khalifa Islam Karimov waters Muslims with the best whiskey on tap.

The secular mujahideen will uphold Liberty, Equality, and Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.
:lol: we haven't reached Jannah yet, what makes their beer and Bacardi Breezers halal? LOL
The scholars of fiqh say that true believers will have Jannah in the dunya and the akhira. It is okay to down a pint of Guinness. That is halal. But you should not consume more than ten pints a day. That is not acceptable.

I hope that clarifies.
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Re: Liberal Islam in Uzbekistan

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Warsheekh wrote:I'm liberal muslim too but this shyt is too much. May they return to the siraatul mustaqeem
Jooji beenta, there is no straighter path than our emir Islam Karimov's. The Ummah stands with him against the menace of the khawaarij. The only way to deal with them is to cut off their nuts and shove them in their mouth.

Our mujahideen are vigilant against Arab deviants.
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