Epic fail! A suicide bomber accidentally detonated his bomb

[FarhanYare]

MOGADISHU, Somalia — A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital.
Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.

The al-Qaida linked group al-Shabab frequently carries out attacks against the Somali government, the U.N. and African Union peacekeepers. Late last month, a suicide car bomber detonated his explosives-laden car at a teashop near Somalia's intelligence agency headquarters, killing at least 12 people.

[barbarossa]

Recruits for this evil entity called Alshaytaan consider these sort of incidents nothing more than an occupational hazard. Nothing epic or unusual about this, for It happens quite frequently.

[knowthyself]

There is only one sure-fire deterrent against the suicide boys. Enact a law proclaiming that the mothers and sisters of suicide bombers will be sold into sexual slavery in the brothels of Bantu Africa. I can assure you that our Salafi brothers will reconsider the wisdom of consigning their grannies to be spitroasted by Lex Steel on Xhamster.

[original dervish]

Is he some kinda US wrestler?

[XimanJaale]

Mac sonkor.

burn in hell

[knowthyself]

Is he some kinda US wrestler?

Wrestler kulaha. Don't pretend that you don't know that Lex is a pornstar of the Tyrone variety.

[Rabshoole]

MOGADISHU, Somalia — A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital.
Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.

The al-Qaida linked group al-Shabab frequently carries out attacks against the Somali government, the U.N. and African Union peacekeepers. Late last month, a suicide car bomber detonated his explosives-laden car at a teashop near Somalia's intelligence agency headquarters, killing at least 12 people.