Somalithopia: The United States of East Africa

[knowthyself]

I was in the night club sinning with a married woman between whose legs I wanted to deposit my genes. Stefanie was kitted out in a backless dress that could make a blind man cry and a neckline that plunged lower than a scuba diver. I was decked out in my best white khamees and kufi with a copy of Ibn Taymiyya tucked under my deodarised armpit, it being Friday and all. The booze was flowing, the babes were jumping, and the organ of my body which the clerics told me not to play with was throbbing. Life was good.

After some dirty dancing of a kind that I can never repent of, I leaned in with a devious smile and, putting on my sexy voice, purred, "Sugarlips, why don't you bail on your ugly husband with the missing tooth and take up with a real man like me?" Blushing on all four cheeks, the sweetie replied in a cute African accent "I would luff to, but my rightwing Xabashi parents will be cross if I bring home a Somali hunk."

I've had similiar experiences with Ethiopian honeyz whose clan want them to keep the romance within national boundaries. Got me thinking: Can there ever be a union between Somalia and Ethiopia so that Xabashi chicks can turn tricks for Somali d!cks? Can there be a United States of Somalithopia? Maybe even a union of all cushitic people into one big republic. It's been done before. Syria, Egypt and Libya dissolved into one Arab nation in the early Twentith Century. Do we have the visionaries to make it work?