Pastor Colonel come in and preach
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AhlulbaytSoldier
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Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Surely you are from those who preach the good and inspire righteousness.
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I thank you, Archbishop Desmond Hutu, for presenting me with this platform.
They (Zoomalis) enjoy the evil and mock the good, they (Zoomalis) are a people of great transgression. And their men of leadership are weak and corrupt, except for a few amongst them such as Imam Al Hassan Al Turki. Yet they reject such good men.
They (Zoomalis) have instead chosen the beast from the earth as their guardian, they are indeed hurdled around like the cattle they are. Indeed, this name we have placed on them (Zoo) is well fitting. Truly, we are a people of fairness.
We warn you, oh people of the Zoo, soon you will be struck with a thousand diseases. Then the name (Zoo) will become reality, for indeed a great many amongst you will be no better than the ape or swine.
And it will be such that one of them will be found in Puntland saying "I was once a human being". And another in Somaliland saying "will I ever return to human shape? That would indeed be a great ictiraaf".
But most amongst them do not understand.
They (Zoomalis) enjoy the evil and mock the good, they (Zoomalis) are a people of great transgression. And their men of leadership are weak and corrupt, except for a few amongst them such as Imam Al Hassan Al Turki. Yet they reject such good men.
They (Zoomalis) have instead chosen the beast from the earth as their guardian, they are indeed hurdled around like the cattle they are. Indeed, this name we have placed on them (Zoo) is well fitting. Truly, we are a people of fairness.
We warn you, oh people of the Zoo, soon you will be struck with a thousand diseases. Then the name (Zoo) will become reality, for indeed a great many amongst you will be no better than the ape or swine.
And it will be such that one of them will be found in Puntland saying "I was once a human being". And another in Somaliland saying "will I ever return to human shape? That would indeed be a great ictiraaf".
But most amongst them do not understand.
Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Isn't this a mockery of the Quran or it it just me?
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Amira: My neighbour is having a dinner party, should I crash it, I want seafood.
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Its just you. This is how they write. These niggas are the old-timers, the elders of Snet, you should show some respect to your olders youngin.
Pastor Colonel and Hutuking, you niggas never seem to get old.
Pastor Colonel and Hutuking, you niggas never seem to get old.
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Jul, go fill your tummy;) I'm planing to go sit in the rain!! It's so humid cawa shiid
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What type of music are they playing, Julz?
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Amira: I hate humidity. Turn on the AC, light some candles and turn off the lights. That's what I do on rainy nights.
Did you hear about Robin Williams died?
P.s
They're no playing any music, the guests are just arriving. Cadaan people have dinner on 6 pm lool
Did you hear about Robin Williams died?
P.s
They're no playing any music, the guests are just arriving. Cadaan people have dinner on 6 pm lool
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We don't have AC;( bummer.,, say whatJulkimi wrote:Amira: I hate humidity. Turn on the AC, light some candles and turn off the lights. That's what I do on rainy nights.
Did you hear about Robin Williams died?
P.s
They're no playing any music, the guests are just arriving. Cadaan people have dinner on 6 pm lool
Williams died?? I didn't even hear about it. No music? Fill your Calool and run out
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
archbishop Desmond tutu LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Mrs. Doubtfire 
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
Yes Mr doubtfire died..
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Cadaan people are boring when it comes to get togethers. I smell pies.
Cadaan people are boring when it comes to get togethers. I smell pies.
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Julkimi wrote:Yes Mr doubtfire died...
Cadaan people are boring when it comes to get togethers. I smell pies.
Loool get used to it, cadaans will be your soon to be in
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Oh Julz, let me hook you up with a fit bearded farax please
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Amira: I don't like men with thick beard, a scruff will be fine.
What kind of guys do you like?
What kind of guys do you like?
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AhlulbaytSoldier
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Re: Pastor Colonel come in and preach
So the wise Pastor spoke and his followers rejoiced saying :let us be the saved group to follow your warnings but most men detest warnings. By Your Lord! The tribes and the nations of Zoo will hate you because truthful follow guidance as for the liars soon they will meet deception. And the Sinful ones say: O Pastor verily we are waiting for glorious sign from the Near Heaven. Bring us to the Savior of Planet Zadon for we fear a painful day. The Pastor went and they too went.
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