Ringing iPhone Recovered from Prisoner's Rectum

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Ringing iPhone Recovered from Prisoner's Rectum

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A burglary suspect gave up a stolen iPhone earlier this week, after police found it ringing in his rectum while he was in a holding cell at the NYPD's West Village (6th Precinct) station.

Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District at around 5:50 a.m. Friday, along with four other suspects, reports the New York Post.

A 27-year-old man whose iPhone had been swiped used an app to track the device. While reporting the theft at the station, he called his phone and heard the ring come from Patterson in a cell.

I guess it gives a whole new meaning to "talking out of your ass." Good thing they didn't FaceTime him.
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Re: Ringing iPhone Recovered from Prisoner's Rectum

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Lol@talking out ur ass... :)


Reminds me of a dude on 1,000 Ways To Die...who put a can of pepper spray up his ass...it went off somehow & dude dies..
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Re: Ringing iPhone Recovered from Prisoner's Rectum

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Clearly these folk must be sodomites......how else could they stuff up their asses? :scusthov:
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