pr excerises for somali politicians

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1.turn up at the opening of five a side football pitch
2.turn up at the opening of a road
3.turn up at the opening of a supermarket
4.turn up at opening of anything even if it is built with foriegn aid money and act like you had some input.
5.make sure your supporters flood the internet and say mashallah 300 times.
6.if anyone criticises the drama, accuse them of being a westernised somali who does nothing for his people
7.mashallah.to the nation of beggars and corrupt thieves.