This is the funniest sh!t

[Basra-]

SERIOUSLY

Hannah-- u are jamaican love!!!

[Babygal]

sir-ligoyo, the insane inventor,
Created a woman, but bent her.
He stamped her nails
All ready to mail,
We don't know to this day where he sent her,,

[xoogSADE14]

^^ wtf

[dhoonbe]

...how did the climax materialise? how did she know when to stop?

[optimist_1]

Why does abgaal come into this.

[B_A_D_O_W]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]Marka Caddeey Minan Aw Cusman, that is a name I always used to hear, assuming that Aw Cusmaan must be a hero or a religious leader of reer xamar or Biyo Maal (The natives of Marka) but come to think of it, he is neither.

The dude was some kind of a paramount chief for certain reer xamar subclan and when he passed away, he maintained his erection even though every other part of his body expired. The elders met about how to solve this problem, not intending to waste a last erection, they decided to call his wife and do him Godaymnit she did -the bravest woman ever, f!cking the dead. Ever since, there is a Ziyaaro that is conducted every year to commemorate that life time erection, and the two nights that the Ziyaaro falls, is free orgy for all Marka natives and visitors.[/quote]

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="Babygal"]sir-ligoyo, the insane inventor,
Created a woman, but bent her.
He stamped her nails
All ready to mail,
We don't know to this day where he sent her,,

[/quote]

Baby,

Check the poem I recited for ya, it's worth everything in your purse.

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[Quote=Dhoonbe]

...how did the climax materialise? how did she know when to stop?

[Quote/]

Duh!!