Prove that women are evil using women=time*money

[nord]

mathematical proof below (srs)

women require time and money

so women = time * money

we know that time is money, so time = money

therefore, women = (money)^2 equation(1)

also, money is the root of evil, so money = √(evil) equation(2)

substituting eqn (2) into (1), women = √(evil)^2 = evil

∴ women = evil.



Q.E.D. (quod erat demonstrandum) (demonstrated)

[Givejeffofree]

don't forget... + c

plus cuntnimo

[Adali]

Haha good one. is it not time + money, why do you times ?

[DANGIRL]

Well if you don't have the means (money),don't date.

[nord]

Plot a graph of y= money + time, where time is a constant. The graph would not go through the origin (0,0). It should be because if time =0. Money given =0

[Julkimi]

No money= No women
No good looks = No women.


Judging by your topics you lack both of those two so you should have no worries.

[LilEmperor]

Op it's true women are heartless savages


They want their hair done
They want clothes
They want a car
They want to go on dates
Watch chick flicks ( ain't nobody got time for that!)
Go expensive restaurants (fuck off)

Sometimes I wonder OP if I'll ever find that one girl that does not care about materials.

[Adali]

Plot a graph of y= money + time, where time is a constant. The graph would not go through the origin (0,0). It should be because if time =0. Money given =0

Good point, but why are you worrying about money, don't you live in Norway, girls pay for themselves over there, infact most like to pay for their dates, it is a trend. But you're right about time, they want to spend all their time with you, so you don't have any time with the boys, playing video games or watching anime.

[jamal9]

do you know why hurricanes are named after women's names?
because once they hit you, they leave you with nothing

white dude at my work who got divorced told me that. but i guess this applies only to white folks or rich pple