marrying back Home or the West?

[thehappyone]

Sophisticate, let's be honest, you're pushing 30 and the chances of meeting mr right is non-existent, you seem like a financially motivated person, so how about we go back home, mingle with the wealthy, and take advantage of your unique selling point. I can be your chaperone.

[X.Playa]

The Somalis have no marriage institutions. What they call marriage is just a fuckk licence it's expires as soon as the mutual kacsi evaporate. All u need in somali marriage is a kacsi deranged Cibaado a Allah with nice beard and rice and goat meat.

[Sophisticate]

THO it ain't time for a marriage broker. I see what your up to. You want a cut of my profits in exchange for being a chaperone - like free airfare, accommodations in my compound in hargeisa, a tour of borama and a cumulative % of the profits until it dissipates. I'm on to you shark.

[zumaale]

Me want babies from a womyn! Don't care if she is born in a maternity ward or under a tree. 'Love' is a bonus but one thing life has taught me is that marriage can truly only blossom once you have faced the challenges that come with married life.

For a simple wifey that expects the basics, won't mind popping 10 kids making you a landheer marry from back home and stay there with her.

For a xalimo that you can crack jokes with depending on your first language, french kiss, watch a movie with, understands where you are coming from ....... etc marry from the West.

[thehappyone]

I also want to run away with you after the funds are in the bank.

[TheMailMan]

Me want babies from a womyn! Don't care if she is born in a maternity ward or under a tree. 'Love' is a bonus but one thing life has taught me is that marriage can truly only blossom once you have faced the challenges that come with married life.

For a simple wifey that expects the basics, won't mind popping 10 kids making you a landheer marry from back home and stay there with her.

For a xalimo that you can crack jokes with depending on your first language, french kiss, watch a movie with, understands where you are coming from ....... etc marry from the West.

This is what I'm trying to tell these guys!

You want a WIFE (ie. a best friend) not some baby-factory. I don't recommend Somali guys marry girls from back home, as there is a cultural barrier between you two. It's far better to marry a Somali woman from the West, who will understand you much better, and who'll actually get your lame jokes.

[thehappyone]

For a xalimo that you can crack jokes with depending on your first language, french kiss, watch a movie with, understands where you are coming from ....... etc marry from the West.

This is what its all about holidays, walks in the park, shopping

[zumaale]

The Somalis have no marriage institutions. What they call marriage is just a fuckk licence it's expires as soon as the mutual kacsi evaporate. All u need in somali marriage is a kacsi deranged Cibaado a Allah with nice beard and rice and goat meat.

Not like our marriage institutions have any bearing on your life. I mean you prolly gonna hook up with a Buddhist Thai that shuukansis you with the line 'me love you long time'.

[Jeffo]

Mid jilicsan oo bah dilaan, fer iyo haranti sii fiican qaadan karta

Sometimes you scare me

[TheMailMan]

The Somalis have no marriage institutions. What they call marriage is just a fuckk licence it's expires as soon as the mutual kacsi evaporate. All u need in somali marriage is a kacsi deranged Cibaado a Allah with nice beard and rice and goat meat.

Not like our marriage institutions have any bearing on your life. I mean you prolly gonna hook up with a Buddhist Thai that shuukansis you with the line 'me love you long time'.

Ultimate Asian girl line loool.

[Sophisticate]

THO that's what they all say until they run away with the PYT.

[X.Playa]

Horta diintiinu ma qasab daa maxaad umada Sanka oga marisaan?

[Sophisticate]

The Somalis have no marriage institutions. What they call marriage is just a fuckk licence it's expires as soon as the mutual kacsi evaporate. All u need in somali marriage is a kacsi deranged Cibaado a Allah with nice beard and rice and goat meat.

Not like our marriage institutions have any bearing on your life. I mean you prolly gonna hook up with a Buddhist Thai that shuukansis you with the line 'me love you long time'.

That's Xplaya.

[TheMailMan]

The Somalis have no marriage institutions. What they call marriage is just a fuckk licence it's expires as soon as the mutual kacsi evaporate. All u need in somali marriage is a kacsi deranged Cibaado a Allah with nice beard and rice and goat meat.

You are a Marxist Atheist.

No offense, but your opinion is absolutely worthless to 99.9% of Somalis anyway. Run along now

[X.Playa]

Allah a mobile typo for mullah. For some reason the word mullah is not in mobile dictionary!