Court in Session: Subject Small Gu.s

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Re: Court in Session: Subject Small Gu.s

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Basra- wrote:
JaalleMarx wrote::lol: Basra

The lawyer: You honour the defence calls Dr. Darwin.

Judge: ok

Dr. Darwin takes the stand.

Lawyer: Dr. Darwin, as an evolutionary biologist, what is you take on this issue?

Dr. Darwin: as I wrote in my seminal work, this issue has to do with the process of natural selection.

Lawyer: Please explain

Dr. Darwin: Somalis are generally thin. As nomads, they live in a hostile environment and their diet consists of caano geel. The children are generally born underweight and thin. Haven’t you seen that most of them have chicken chest and spaghetti legs when they grow? Look at the accused! You see, natural selection dictates that the size of the mother’s womb and child passage channel is small. This is to ensure the survival of the somali species. To put it in layman terms; the size of the willy is as large/big as the designated space.

Judge: that explains it! Case dismissed

Jaale@looool :clap:

That was actually clever and hilarious. Bravo.


But gieven that u have vehemently defended the small Gu.s that u have, I say--your explanation make sense. Small Gu.s for its designated female counter part lock. That explains the Chinese and their small Gu.s (es)

but as a Somali- one and fifth person of negroid geneology, I would assume u to have something slightly better than above average. :stylin:
:lol:

It depends on the task! :lol:
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Re: Court in Session: Subject Small Gu.s

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Jaale


U will be remembered in Somali history, and Somalinet history, as the man championing the small Somali gu.ses of the mass. I can envision, 100 years from today, your quotes will be read, and summoned with a nostalgia alacrity! :stylin:
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Re: Court in Session: Subject Small Gu.s

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While hereditary plays a significant role, mutations / recombination of DNA could occur as our diet improves, obesity and bone masses increase. Biased mutations. So, in 100 years, the small somali willy as well as the corresponding designated space will only be available in the annals of history. How unfortunate!
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